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Forum: Off-Topic 07-03-2009, 10:38 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 707
Posted By racermat
No fireworks are legal (even the sucky-n-senile...

No fireworks are legal (even the sucky-n-senile ones) in the entire county of El Dorado. SUX.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-03-2009, 10:34 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 383
Posted By racermat
I've got a doosie... More teacher sex stuff

I've not posted for a while, but I thought I'd chime in with this one.

http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/crystal-defanti-teacher-gives-students-sex-tape
:yikes:
If anyone can find a real working...
Forum: Off-Topic 10-14-2008, 01:05 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 320
Posted By racermat
now there's 1:33 I'll never get back. {edit} I...

now there's 1:33 I'll never get back. {edit} I didn't have the volume up because I am at work...
Forum: Off-Topic 10-06-2008, 01:30 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,595
Posted By racermat
Napoleon Dynamite But then again, I didn't...

Napoleon Dynamite

But then again, I didn't like Pulp Fiction until the 4th time I saw it....
Forum: Off-Topic 10-06-2008, 01:23 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,331
Posted By racermat
Thanks, Cruisechik and geebeemer. Unfortunately,...

Thanks, Cruisechik and geebeemer. Unfortunately, my parents messed up and instilled in me values, ethics and morals, to boot. It's tough living in this world with those encumbrances. I am leaning...
Forum: Off-Topic 10-06-2008, 01:17 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 986
Posted By racermat
Be your own General, and you can sub out...

Be your own General, and you can sub out different trades that you can't do, such as underground/grading, concrete, framing, roofing, plumbing, mechanical, electrical.....

you can hire yourself to...
Forum: Off-Topic 10-06-2008, 01:03 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,331
Posted By racermat
A little bitter regarding the "bailouts"...

OK, so anyone else here a little scathed that people who aren't paying their mortgages are getting helped, while others (such as myself) are breaking their backs and keeping current on their loans...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-04-2008, 11:46 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 740
Posted By racermat
i like this model, personally. ...

i like this model, personally.

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=159048&stc=1&d=1220553937

It's amazing, but I think you can get one with cupholders, too!
Forum: Off-Topic 08-29-2008, 02:30 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,547
Posted By racermat
Oh crap, look what I started.

Oh crap, look what I started.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-29-2008, 01:35 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,587
Posted By racermat
Amateur. That wasn't the same place, silly.

Amateur.

That wasn't the same place, silly.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-29-2008, 01:33 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,547
Posted By racermat
http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/attachment.php?at...

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=158534&stc=1&d=1220042258


That said......

No, THIS is bendy!
...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-29-2008, 12:46 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,587
Posted By racermat
I found a used pair of black pantyhose with a...

I found a used pair of black pantyhose with a hole cut/torn out of the crotch...another place I found a particularly nasty porn mag under the pillows stored in the closet...

Most hotels are gross.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-29-2008, 12:04 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 3,062
Posted By racermat
. ...

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http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=158529&stc=1&d=1220036620
Forum: Off-Topic 08-28-2008, 12:13 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 3,062
Posted By racermat
wut?

wut?
Forum: Off-Topic 08-28-2008, 11:27 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 3,062
Posted By racermat
there was an article on NPR last week regarding...

there was an article on NPR last week regarding how patriarchal the russian society is, and how domestic violence is not even a crime. The OP didn't surprise me a bit.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-28-2008, 11:22 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 3,062
Posted By racermat
Any pics of the 22 yr old? Methinks i should...

Any pics of the 22 yr old?

Methinks i should start packing my bags to start an import/export business in the Kremlin.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-27-2008, 10:37 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 641
Posted By racermat
^^^^^^ +1 for me. My parents had it rough....

^^^^^^ +1 for me.

My parents had it rough. But no matter HOW TOUGH it got, my dad NEVER moved us into an apartment. We always had our own house, even if we had to share rooms. I respect him and...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-27-2008, 10:02 AM
Replies: 184
Views: 4,693
Posted By racermat
I guess if you are rich enough to afford an...

I guess if you are rich enough to afford an engagement party, you won't bat an eye at frivilous exorbitant wedding costs.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-27-2008, 09:52 AM
Replies: 184
Views: 4,693
Posted By racermat
It's a waste of money from the get-go. Then...

It's a waste of money from the get-go. Then untill the day you kick the bucket.

My wife and I spent about $75 for the license, $150 for the booze, $125 for the rental chairs and tables, and about...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-26-2008, 01:09 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 473
Posted By racermat
Nope HOT NEKID YOGA

Nope

HOT

NEKID

YOGA
Forum: Off-Topic 08-25-2008, 04:40 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,489
Posted By racermat
I remember about 3 years ago, these dolls were on...

I remember about 3 years ago, these dolls were on HBO's Real Sex. Some rich deuchbag's fiance bought him one. The scene I remember, he sitting on the couch, the doll between his legs, and the woman...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-25-2008, 04:05 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,489
Posted By racermat
I'll make it easy for you guys out there!

I'll make it easy for you guys out there!
Forum: Off-Topic 08-22-2008, 10:49 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,599
Posted By racermat
Maybe yours are, Bucky Goldstein. If all...

Maybe yours are, Bucky Goldstein.

If all your stuff were stolen, and replaced with exact replicas, would anyone believe you?
Forum: Off-Topic 08-22-2008, 10:38 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,793
Posted By racermat
yup. Dark eyeliner and gold...

yup.

Dark eyeliner and gold chains/medallions.

Saw it on the History Channel.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-22-2008, 10:05 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,793
Posted By racermat
Make-up and jewelry were invented by Egyptian MEN.

Make-up and jewelry were invented by Egyptian MEN.
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