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Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-17-2014, 03:16 PM
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Posted By jonesin
Dammit Mattholomew. ...

Dammit Mattholomew.

http://i.imgur.com/3m2xccB.jpg
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-16-2014, 04:42 PM
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Posted By jonesin
Welcome home brother.

Welcome home brother.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-15-2014, 11:31 PM
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Views: 37,209
Posted By jonesin
This.

This.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-12-2014, 08:44 PM
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Views: 581
Posted By jonesin
I used to have 2 Toyota Vans. Those were a lot of...

I used to have 2 Toyota Vans. Those were a lot of fun. 4WD, and one even had the optional ice cube maker and 6 pack cooler.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-12-2014, 07:49 PM
Replies: 329
Views: 6,842
Posted By jonesin
That sounds perfect! Old Quebec is gorgeous. Go...

That sounds perfect! Old Quebec is gorgeous. Go SLOWLY o'er the cobblestones with an E36 though. (Remember Top Gear season 10(?) with the door falling off Clarkson's Rover...)
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-12-2014, 07:08 PM
Replies: 329
Views: 6,842
Posted By jonesin
And hell Franklyn, I'm coming from the Arctic. I...

And hell Franklyn, I'm coming from the Arctic. I just banked another 4 days OT, which fall nicely into August 4th being a stat holiday here. Those 4 days, combined with the 3 vacation days I have...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-12-2014, 10:29 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,152
Posted By jonesin
I'm 35, I bought my E36 as a 30th B-day...

I'm 35, I bought my E36 as a 30th B-day present/post divorce present to myself. I had tried several (spelled MANY) cars, from Audi B5s to E30s to E46s. The E36 was the all time top condition car I...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-11-2014, 09:09 AM
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Views: 37,209
Posted By jonesin
Tunnel blasting...

Tunnel blasting...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-09-2014, 09:03 PM
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Views: 37,209
Posted By jonesin
It's so you can hate 'em at night too.

It's so you can hate 'em at night too.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-09-2014, 09:02 PM
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Views: 37,209
Posted By jonesin
D'yall know why the french have yellow lights on...

D'yall know why the french have yellow lights on their cars?
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-08-2014, 09:44 PM
Replies: 2,530
Views: 37,209
Posted By jonesin
Remember guys, Andrew is from Canada. Here we...

Remember guys, Andrew is from Canada. Here we have the expectation of common sense prevailing in court still.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-06-2014, 07:18 PM
Replies: 2,530
Views: 37,209
Posted By jonesin
Par for the course, Karl is right on the money. ...

Par for the course, Karl is right on the money.

Here's a .pdf of the E36 owners manual. It will show the correct bulb.

And for simplicities sake:

Low beam headlamp
9006

High beam headlamp
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-05-2014, 07:22 PM
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Views: 37,209
Posted By jonesin
http://i60.tinypic.com/ftg8kj.gif Dear...

http://i60.tinypic.com/ftg8kj.gif


Dear me, I think this needs some using.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-04-2014, 08:38 AM
Replies: 2,530
Views: 37,209
Posted By jonesin
I spend ~$200 a week on gas...

I spend ~$200 a week on gas...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-02-2014, 06:58 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 12,599
Posted By jonesin
Now Karl... We can't all be former Presidents.

Now Karl... We can't all be former Presidents.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-02-2014, 06:56 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 12,599
Posted By jonesin
http://i57.tinypic.com/2ltk84g.jpg I have...

http://i57.tinypic.com/2ltk84g.jpg


I have no idea what you said though. Can you translate it please?
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-02-2014, 06:45 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 12,599
Posted By jonesin
...which would be why BMW switched from plastic...

...which would be why BMW switched from plastic impellers, to metal, to composite.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 04-02-2014, 04:48 PM
Replies: 2,530
Views: 37,209
Posted By jonesin
Another way to get email is with a website:...

Another way to get email is with a website: www.web2mail.com
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 03-30-2014, 04:14 PM
Replies: 2,530
Views: 37,209
Posted By jonesin
[/QUOTE] What a ludicrous question CJ. The...

[/QUOTE]

What a ludicrous question CJ. The only possible answer is that: "That's the reason you need to supercharge your turbocharger!"
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 03-30-2014, 08:36 AM
Replies: 2,530
Views: 37,209
Posted By jonesin
Over that kit Jesse, I'd try sweet talking Matt...

Over that kit Jesse, I'd try sweet talking Matt...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 03-29-2014, 06:08 AM
Replies: 357
Views: 143,626
Posted By jonesin
Let me rephrase the question: Asking "What...

Let me rephrase the question:

Asking "What is the best oil to use?"

is the equivalent of asking "What is the best cologne to use?" or "What is the best gun?" or What is the best colour of...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 03-27-2014, 07:29 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 490
Posted By jonesin
Hmm... If you look, the other side of the bumper...

Hmm... If you look, the other side of the bumper is exactly the same.

I can't say I see where the OP's issue is. :dunno:


http://i59.tinypic.com/2d7ja8n.jpg


(Sorry, I couldn't figure out...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 03-27-2014, 04:54 PM
Replies: 2,530
Views: 37,209
Posted By jonesin
Nothing at all, we've all just transitioned to...

Nothing at all, we've all just transitioned to the new E36 forum. (Troll)
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 03-27-2014, 04:45 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 273
Posted By jonesin
Also if there's no click, try smacking it with a...

Also if there's no click, try smacking it with a hammer/wrench etc. Not hard enough to break things, just hard enough to (hopefully) unstick the solenoid and get the bugger soilenoiding.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 03-27-2014, 04:38 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 273
Posted By jonesin
So you just hear whirring, but no click first? ...

So you just hear whirring, but no click first?

If so, sounds like the solenoid isn't engaging like df said above.
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