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Forum: X5 E53 (1999 - 2006) 04-18-2014, 01:00 PM
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Views: 207
Posted By JetSlicer
Ticking...4.4i

Hey Bimmer Humans,

So...I enjoyed an aggressive week of driving the 4.4i ('03 4.4i 136,000miles) in manual shift mode, simulating F1 apex lines and entry speeds.

3 weeks later, and after a...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 05-10-2010, 08:44 AM
Replies: 232
Views: 13,738
Posted By JetSlicer
Anyone from this thread want to motor into...

Anyone from this thread want to motor into Bimmerfest? All hands welcome to crash in Dallas enroute...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 05-10-2010, 08:01 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,660
Posted By JetSlicer
Just completed an overhaul on my '94 M50TU Vanos...

Just completed an overhaul on my '94 M50TU Vanos 2.5 with 190k. It is absolutely phenomenal that this 16 year old engine performs so much better than most new cars in the entry-level premium...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 05-06-2010, 01:58 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 13,738
Posted By JetSlicer
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWW...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Hotdamn.

My face sure hurts from grinning.

The car is running like brand-new. And since it is...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 05-03-2010, 01:07 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,373
Posted By JetSlicer
Roberto, Yay! I actually get to post...

Roberto,

Yay! I actually get to post something on YOUR initiated post!!

So, here it goes...after months of helping me, my first post back to you is...ready...here it comes....: No clue!
...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 05-03-2010, 10:53 AM
Replies: 232
Views: 13,738
Posted By JetSlicer
Holy 5 Series all, I just about pooped my...

Holy 5 Series all,

I just about pooped my pants in glee. Yes, that's right. A solid drop into the ole' pantaloons, with the catalyst being half-shock and half-joy.

My mechanic has driven...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-29-2010, 08:31 AM
Replies: 232
Views: 13,738
Posted By JetSlicer
Hey mates, Old pump which was really only 2...

Hey mates,

Old pump which was really only 2 weeks old was burned out by the previous muck mucks...so, new fuel pump to arrive TODAY!!!!!! YAY, JOY, STREUDEL!!!! LEIDERHOSEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-27-2010, 06:23 AM
Replies: 232
Views: 13,738
Posted By JetSlicer
Just got the fuel pump UPS Shipping Notification,...

Just got the fuel pump UPS Shipping Notification, to arrive Thursday; car towed to shop Thursday, so expecting results early next week.

Update to follow!
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-25-2010, 05:12 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 371
Posted By JetSlicer
Rally?

Does anyone have experience participating in or organizing a road rally event?

Of course, I am referring to the timed navigation public-road rally events....although if anyone wishes to donate...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-25-2010, 05:09 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 13,738
Posted By JetSlicer
Hey Lads, Sorry for the delay; not much...

Hey Lads,

Sorry for the delay; not much time to devote to the Green Machine...did get to cruise around in a buddy's e9 3.0 CS this past weekend. Awesome car, original 105k. A+ shape.

Have...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-20-2010, 10:38 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,765
Posted By JetSlicer
My brace was from Cosmo Racing, aluminum...

My brace was from Cosmo Racing, aluminum polished, $220

Rear brace was from an ebay supplier in China for $120.
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-20-2010, 10:37 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,765
Posted By JetSlicer
John, Hi! Welcome! I installed a front...

John,

Hi! Welcome!

I installed a front and rear strut brace onto my e34:

The front one I installed about 5,000 miles ago on my daily driver green machine.

It was an amazing difference,...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-19-2010, 02:15 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 13,738
Posted By JetSlicer
All, Per our previous posts, the new (Bosch)...

All,

Per our previous posts, the new (Bosch) fuel pump that was installed by Michael prior to the next Indy shop was "burned out" by report of the next Indy shop. They removed the filter from the...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-18-2010, 03:13 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 13,738
Posted By JetSlicer
Does E34 have a carbon fuel filter beyond the...

Does E34 have a carbon fuel filter beyond the standard fuel filter??

Can someone explain coil packs, their function, and what symptoms faulty ones could produce?
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-18-2010, 01:07 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 13,738
Posted By JetSlicer
Hi Bimmer Lover, I believe the cranshaft...

Hi Bimmer Lover,

I believe the cranshaft and camshaft positions sensors have been replaced....cheers!

Congrats New Grandpa!!!

Michael
Owner Emeritus of the Green Machine
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-16-2010, 08:49 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 583
Posted By JetSlicer
What kind of shop did you take it to? BMW...

What kind of shop did you take it to? BMW Dealer? Independent Repair Shop with specialization in BMW's? General Repair Shop (Firestone, Goodyear), etc?

Are you certain they installed the...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-16-2010, 07:22 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 719
Posted By JetSlicer
Looking forward to a reply....great question!

Looking forward to a reply....great question!
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-16-2010, 07:13 AM
Replies: 232
Views: 13,738
Posted By JetSlicer
Dear All (and the rest of you die-hard BMW...

Dear All (and the rest of you die-hard BMW nutbags on this amazing journey called life of an E enthusiast),

Saga update I will write. Hummmmmm.

That was my best Yoda font possible, so you'll...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-14-2010, 11:40 AM
Replies: 232
Views: 13,738
Posted By JetSlicer
OK, so I installed the right chip back into the...

OK, so I installed the right chip back into the car:

1. All the "funky" codes are gone.
2. Check engine light gone

But...not enough battery juice to crank it over...so....

Hopefully get...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-14-2010, 10:29 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 652
Posted By JetSlicer
Dude! AWESOME! Might have to join you on the...

Dude! AWESOME! Might have to join you on the black mod....
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-13-2010, 04:10 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 13,738
Posted By JetSlicer
Hey all it Mach Mike thanks for the input...

Hey all it Mach Mike thanks for the input everybody I see you have been busy on here.Well I agree that the fact that the stock chip is not working is a big problem in my eyes.Michael said the shop...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-13-2010, 02:37 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 13,738
Posted By JetSlicer
ZenRoberto, You rock. And I should send you...

ZenRoberto,

You rock. And I should send you a rock for your zen garden. Will review, pray, meditate, and sacrifice a token doughnut hole to the fiery pit of Teutonic Motoring....
...
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-13-2010, 05:25 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 12,310
Posted By JetSlicer
And Roberto, disregard my private message to you...

And Roberto, disregard my private message to you regarding this subject.

Cheers
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-13-2010, 05:23 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 12,310
Posted By JetSlicer
Can I throw out the ECU and hook a hampster up to...

Can I throw out the ECU and hook a hampster up to neuro diodes straight into the battery?

:0)
Forum: E34 (1989 - 1995) 04-13-2010, 05:05 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 494
Posted By JetSlicer
Welcome to the forum Jeaux! From Texas, we...

Welcome to the forum Jeaux!

From Texas, we have very flat land all around. I suggest you move here into a repair shop, befriend the best mechanic, and prepare yourself for an amazing and...
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