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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Yesterday, 06:20 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 157
Posted By captainaudio
There is a movement in the animal world to have...

There is a movement in the animal world to have inter-species marriages legalized.

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee182/captainaudio/PenguinSealcopy.jpg
Forum: E90/E92/E93 M3 (2008 - 2014) 02-26-2015, 11:46 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 202
Posted By captainaudio
Your best bet would probably be to contact the...

Your best bet would probably be to contact the Chicago chapter of the BMWCCA
http://www.windycitybmw.com/

Chicago area tracks are Blackhawk Farms...
Forum: E90/E92/E93 M3 (2008 - 2014) 02-26-2015, 05:58 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 202
Posted By captainaudio
Where are you located?

Where are you located?
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 02-26-2015, 12:14 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 957
Posted By captainaudio
Active Sound LOL

You certainly would not want to remove all of the harmonics because if you do you will wind up with a sine wave which is not exactly the ideal exhaust sound. Harmonics are what gives a sound its...
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 02-26-2015, 03:23 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 957
Posted By captainaudio
Active Sound LOL

When I was producing records we called it stacking.

"Singers", and I use the term loosely, frequently lip sync live performances because they are not capable of performing live. It may be their...
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 02-25-2015, 07:13 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 957
Posted By captainaudio
Active Sound did not stop me from buying an M4...

Active Sound did not stop me from buying an M4 but I think it is a really bogus feature. It is the automotive equivalent of lip-synching.

CA
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-25-2015, 07:09 PM
Replies: 4,039
Views: 302,665
Posted By captainaudio
Black Sapphire Metallic. Not a lot of color...

Black Sapphire Metallic.

Not a lot of color choices on the M4.


CA
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-25-2015, 05:38 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,721
Posted By captainaudio
My first RPN Calculator was an HP45. I later had...

My first RPN Calculator was an HP45. I later had an HP65, an HP11C and and HP12C. I still have the HP11C and HP12C but I am sure the batteries are dead. I used to use them to perform calculations...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-25-2015, 02:45 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 3,812
Posted By captainaudio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oizl5KF0e2E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oizl5KF0e2E
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-25-2015, 02:42 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 3,812
Posted By captainaudio
Let's face it it does not matter how good or bad...

Let's face it it does not matter how good or bad the car is. If it says "Buick" on it it is going to get hated upon here.

This happens every time any publication rates any car better than a BMW....
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-25-2015, 12:25 PM
Replies: 4,039
Views: 302,665
Posted By captainaudio
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee182/captainau...

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee182/captainaudio/M4/front%20cropped.jpg

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee182/captainaudio/M4/rear%20cropped.jpg
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-25-2015, 08:59 AM
Replies: 4,039
Views: 302,665
Posted By captainaudio
I'm heading back to NYC on Friday. Not looking...

I'm heading back to NYC on Friday. Not looking forward to it.
The new car was shipped and is waiting for me on Long Island. I am planning to pick it up on Monday weather permitting. Once I pick it...
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 02-24-2015, 11:09 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,276
Posted By captainaudio
Disagree. I test drove a few and they were...

Disagree. I test drove a few and they were perfectly docile at low speeds when driven conservatively. Ride quality would not have been an issue in South Florida.

CA
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-24-2015, 08:53 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 3,812
Posted By captainaudio
Has anyone here actually driven the Buick?

Has anyone here actually driven the Buick?
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-24-2015, 08:09 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 3,812
Posted By captainaudio
CR has a very sophisticated auto test facility in...

CR has a very sophisticated auto test facility in Connecticut.
...
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 02-24-2015, 07:47 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 957
Posted By captainaudio
I intend to code it off. I don't care how good...

I intend to code it off. I don't care how good it sounds I think it is totally bogus. Active Sound is the Fake Rolex of the automotive world.

CA
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-24-2015, 07:34 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,721
Posted By captainaudio
Come to Lime Rock and I'll definitely buy you a...

Come to Lime Rock and I'll definitely buy you a drink, :thumbup:

CA
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-24-2015, 06:56 PM
Replies: 4,039
Views: 302,665
Posted By captainaudio
No need to remove the seeds. The blender will...

No need to remove the seeds. The blender will liquify them and they will not be noticeable.

Made up a batch tonight for a friend who is from Mexico City and whose family owns several restaurants...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-24-2015, 06:22 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,721
Posted By captainaudio
Don't forget to wear your shirt. ...

Don't forget to wear your shirt.

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee182/captainaudio/BimmerFest/StickShiftTshirtcopy.jpg

:p


CA
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 02-24-2015, 06:02 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,276
Posted By captainaudio
It is the dual nature of the M3/4 that makes it...

It is the dual nature of the M3/4 that makes it such a brilliant feat of automobile engineering. Some people are carrying on like it is some high strung exotic, which it is not. It is a car that is...
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 02-24-2015, 05:49 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,276
Posted By captainaudio
Like it or not the Ms are the most luxurious cars...

Like it or not the Ms are the most luxurious cars in the 3/4 line. They offer every luxury feature available on the 3 and 4 and they have a significantly upgraded more luxurious interior. They are...
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 02-24-2015, 08:44 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 957
Posted By captainaudio
Active Sound LOL

If Lexus had come up with something as lame as "active sound" they would have been pilloried in the BMW forums.

CA
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 02-23-2015, 06:46 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,276
Posted By captainaudio
If you find an M too loud isn't it possible to...

If you find an M too loud isn't it possible to turn off the phony sound via coding?

CA
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-23-2015, 01:41 PM
Replies: 4,039
Views: 302,665
Posted By captainaudio
OK here you go. Captain Audio's Frozen...

OK here you go.

Captain Audio's Frozen Stealth Margarita.

1. Peel 2 medium cucumbers, slice them into 1" slices and quarter the slices.

2. Put the cucumber chunks in a blender with 1 cup...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-23-2015, 09:11 AM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,721
Posted By captainaudio
BMW "saves" the manuals.

I read the posted links where it was recommended to push in the clutch to recover from a skid. Pushing the clutch in to regain traction is counter to what I have been taught and what I have...
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