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Forum: Off-Topic 04-15-2015, 08:48 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 304
Posted By dtkw
I have learned English with a English Teacher. ...

I have learned English with a English Teacher. Fast forward... Last time I talked to her, she said I sounded like American. Guess I lost all the English accent for being here too long...:dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 04-14-2015, 06:04 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 330
Posted By dtkw
I am with the above post, I have an unlocked AT&T...

I am with the above post, I have an unlocked AT&T iPHone 5 that I carry with me all the time. If I ever could go oversea, I would use a local sim in it. No need to have my friend call me long...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-13-2015, 03:13 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 2,349
Posted By dtkw
I just turned 57 three days ago. Am I okay? ...

I just turned 57 three days ago. Am I okay? Well, just don't piss me off. Now I know I hate my wife. LOL
Forum: Off-Topic 04-13-2015, 01:47 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,140
Posted By dtkw
It's nice looking var. I am sure the Aston...

It's nice looking var. I am sure the Aston Martin would look better but also harder to reach.
Forum: Off-Topic 04-12-2015, 07:28 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 350
Posted By dtkw
Verizon iPHone ia GSM unlocked. You are good to...

Verizon iPHone ia GSM unlocked. You are good to go with a local sim
Forum: Off-Topic 04-08-2015, 06:38 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,030
Posted By dtkw
I haven't had red meat for a long time. Probably...

I haven't had red meat for a long time. Probably more than 3 months ago. Not that I worry about it. But too busy with works and others stuff going on life.
Forum: Off-Topic 04-06-2015, 02:22 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 824
Posted By dtkw
Does suiside count? I was in Hong Kong at the...

Does suiside count? I was in Hong Kong at the time. I saw a young girl body on the ground with her brain smashed. Apperantly she didn't get the spot of the college she wanted to go to and jumped...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-02-2015, 04:04 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 576
Posted By dtkw
I have only 10 years with the IN police and being...

I have only 10 years with the IN police and being a detective for 4 years. Congrat on your acheivements with Boeing.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-28-2015, 07:23 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 806
Posted By dtkw
Let us know how well it works with your car.

Let us know how well it works with your car.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-28-2015, 04:41 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 920
Posted By dtkw
No. I could not do it too. Too lonely out...

No. I could not do it too. Too lonely out there. Others were right, madness would join me if I did that.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-26-2015, 09:22 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 4,294
Posted By dtkw
If I had the money, I'd buy a Porsche Turbo the...

If I had the money, I'd buy a Porsche Turbo the one with all wheel drive and 400hp and 60 mph at 4 seconds.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-26-2015, 08:44 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 4,294
Posted By dtkw
Would you have to pay more for insurance for the...

Would you have to pay more for insurance for the Porsche then the BMW?
Forum: Off-Topic 03-25-2015, 08:13 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 369
Posted By dtkw
When I was a teen, I went to India with a friend...

When I was a teen, I went to India with a friend foir 20 days, at the end of the trip I lost 20 pounds and darker tan. When I came home the maid wouldn't open the door for me. LOL
Forum: Off-Topic 03-24-2015, 01:37 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,325
Posted By dtkw
In a plane, I rather have a full and happy baby...

In a plane, I rather have a full and happy baby then a hungry screaming baby. I always sleep in the plane.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-23-2015, 01:48 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 6,150
Posted By dtkw
Sandy, have you been kicking the tires ? Your...

Sandy, have you been kicking the tires ? Your shoes looked pretty dirty.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-23-2015, 01:46 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,325
Posted By dtkw
I respeicted their privecy didn't take any...

I respeicted their privecy didn't take any picture of such thing.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-23-2015, 10:25 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,325
Posted By dtkw
Yep, I saw one beautiful mommy first lift up her...

Yep, I saw one beautiful mommy first lift up her shirt and put the baby there. You could see the whole nipple and the baby put his or her month there.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-23-2015, 10:23 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 268
Posted By dtkw
Some of the monks have superpower to endure...

Some of the monks have superpower to endure whatever we throw at them. I saw one in China long time ago. Same thing, sitting in a hot bowl with fire under.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-19-2015, 05:13 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 488
Posted By dtkw
Oner good esmple not all cops are bad, remember...

Oner good esmple not all cops are bad, remember the cop who bought a homeless man a pair of shoes?
Forum: Site Feedback / Questions / Suggestions 03-18-2015, 04:30 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 271
Posted By dtkw
No, it's more like a ad to lure you to update...

No, it's more like a ad to lure you to update maybe.:dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 03-14-2015, 08:00 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 403
Posted By dtkw
No way. I use my iPhone 5 as a phone, iPod...

No way. I use my iPhone 5 as a phone, iPod listen to music when I am bored. Check emails. Play a few games. That's it. No way it would replace my sex life. LOL
Forum: Off-Topic 03-12-2015, 02:33 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 190
Posted By dtkw
My iPhone 5 is just for phone call, listen to...

My iPhone 5 is just for phone call, listen to music and emails. Nothing else to stare at.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-12-2015, 12:42 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 190
Posted By dtkw
Well, my girl friend is super hot and wanted to...

Well, my girl friend is super hot and wanted to have a baby with me. So no need condom for our sex.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-05-2015, 07:51 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 391
Posted By dtkw
Is that a man or a boy, if it's a man, then the...

Is that a man or a boy, if it's a man, then the woman is a giant.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-03-2015, 02:37 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 704
Posted By dtkw
Let's be fare, it's just not my cup of tea. If...

Let's be fare, it's just not my cup of tea. If he likes it, let it be.
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