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Forum: Off-Topic Yesterday, 06:25 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 198
Posted By ShopVac
And each time I chuckle my arse off once Sponge...

And each time I chuckle my arse off once Sponge Bob rounds the corner...needless.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-28-2015, 03:58 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 750
Posted By ShopVac
Blizzard of 93, some dick did that to me in front...

Blizzard of 93, some dick did that to me in front of my house. My neighbors moved their cars so I could fit in with them.

I iced the guys car down with a garden hose. I was pissed.

Needless -...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-27-2015, 07:14 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 418
Posted By ShopVac
My brother-in-law had a pit bull - sweetest dog...

My brother-in-law had a pit bull - sweetest dog ever.

Was so sad when he passed :(
Forum: Automotive / Photography 02-25-2015, 07:47 AM
Replies: 779
Views: 98,705
Posted By ShopVac
Galapagos Islands. ...

Galapagos Islands.

http://users.zoominternet.net/~cullen//Penguin2.jpg
Forum: Off-Topic 02-07-2015, 12:29 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 6,608
Posted By ShopVac
Good God almighty - is that a pole in your ass...

Good God almighty - is that a pole in your ass crack, or you just happy to see me? :p
Forum: Off-Topic 02-06-2015, 04:30 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 505
Posted By ShopVac
They lost me as a customer when they started...

They lost me as a customer when they started asking for my phone number when I made a purchase. :thumbdwn:
Forum: Off-Topic 02-01-2015, 08:49 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 925
Posted By ShopVac
I feel like taking up a donation to get that...

I feel like taking up a donation to get that bitch some new wipers. How the hell can you drive with them chattering like that. :dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 02-01-2015, 08:41 PM
Replies: 1,011
Views: 17,779
Posted By ShopVac
My God yes. Even a woman knows what to do from...

My God yes. Even a woman knows what to do from there. :bigpimp:
Forum: Off-Topic 01-31-2015, 07:06 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 395
Posted By ShopVac
And here, I use ozone to create more fish...

And here, I use ozone to create more fish poop...which creates even more smell. :D
Forum: Off-Topic 01-29-2015, 05:35 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 342
Posted By ShopVac
No limits, no worries, use it almost exclusively....

No limits, no worries, use it almost exclusively. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 01-29-2015, 05:31 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,107
Posted By ShopVac
I have a two dollar instant scratch ticket in my...

I have a two dollar instant scratch ticket in my wallet that I can use for quick cash - outside of that, everything gets put on the AMEX.
Forum: Off-Topic 01-24-2015, 08:26 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 793
Posted By ShopVac
Talk about your depreciation if you decide to...

Talk about your depreciation if you decide to drive it.
Forum: Off-Topic 01-23-2015, 06:01 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 660
Posted By ShopVac
I bought my Jeep with all $100's - $50's would...

I bought my Jeep with all $100's - $50's would have sucked. :p

Course - I got turned in to the IRS, but that's another story for another thread. :thumbdwn:
Forum: Off-Topic 01-12-2015, 04:10 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 362
Posted By ShopVac
Actually - I love these things....and have...

Actually - I love these things....and have ordered various Cadbury items off Amazon to get the real deal (like the long lost Marathon bars that Cadbury now calls Curly Wurly's - and only sells in...
Forum: Off-Topic 01-11-2015, 06:40 PM
Replies: 1,011
Views: 17,779
Posted By ShopVac
I have a feeling that this Luck guy is going to...

I have a feeling that this Luck guy is going to be the next annoying thing in football.

Some needs to get this kid a few hookers in a public bathroom - and get him that bad reputation like my boy...
Forum: Off-Topic 01-08-2015, 04:56 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 824
Posted By ShopVac
We hit -5 this morning, which is -21 C. From...

We hit -5 this morning, which is -21 C.

From last year - I think we're pretty used to this.
Forum: Off-Topic 01-07-2015, 05:13 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 351
Posted By ShopVac
Since we start the Ohio - you're getting my...

Since we start the Ohio - you're getting my toilet water. LOL.

Thank God for the 6 stage RODI system :p
Forum: Off-Topic 01-04-2015, 04:14 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 162
Posted By ShopVac
Stuart Scott

Sad to hear Stuart Scott died this morning after his long bout with cancer. He will always be one of my favorite analysts on ESPN and had some of the best lines. :(
...
Forum: Off-Topic 01-04-2015, 07:34 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 545
Posted By ShopVac
Typically - demo models will have around 6000...

Typically - demo models will have around 6000 miles on them - and are sold as new. When sold as new, your balance of the warranty starts when you buy the car - not when they started driving it. I...
Forum: Off-Topic 12-29-2014, 07:55 PM
Replies: 1,011
Views: 17,779
Posted By ShopVac
Yeah - if Bell doesn't play (and it hasn't been...

Yeah - if Bell doesn't play (and it hasn't been stated yet), Stillers are done. He's too large a role on that team, and now that they dumped Blunt - it's not looking good. :tsk:



Greene was...
Forum: Off-Topic 12-29-2014, 07:39 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 369
Posted By ShopVac
This is about as good a riddle as "How Long is a...

This is about as good a riddle as "How Long is a China-man" or "A man walks into a bar. Ping"
Forum: Off-Topic 12-29-2014, 07:31 AM
Replies: 1,011
Views: 17,779
Posted By ShopVac
Seattle wins one super bowl - and they think they...

Seattle wins one super bowl - and they think they own the league. :rolleyes:
Forum: Off-Topic 12-24-2014, 05:48 AM
Replies: 1,011
Views: 17,779
Posted By ShopVac
Stillers record vs the great John Hannah - 4 and...

Stillers record vs the great John Hannah - 4 and 2. To the Iron Curtain, your boy was a wimp. :cry:

With that, your boy only made the playoffs 4 times in his career...the first 3 times being a...
Forum: Off-Topic 12-23-2014, 07:27 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 274
Posted By ShopVac
BTW, as a life long player and coach - this is...

BTW, as a life long player and coach - this is totally, 100%, Foligno's fault. If Gionta needs to get pissed at anyone - there's your guy. :thumbdwn:

When I coach - I always talk with the defense...
Forum: Off-Topic 12-23-2014, 07:21 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 274
Posted By ShopVac
So, you being a bruins fan and all - is the...

So, you being a bruins fan and all - is the following a clean hit, or dirty. Your answer to this will answer your own question...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXem77fhiJg



Of course your...
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