Does nobody here care about the fact that the M3 is no longer an M3, but rather a two door M5? 1655 kg! That's more than 3600 lbs - within spitting distance of the E34 M5!
And what makes the M5 special is the fact that it's an understated (well, E60 aside) and comfortable saloon car. It makes no pretenses about being a "sports car."
This, well - with the flashy carbon fiber and the gills and the sleek exterior, it's like looking at a 45 year old man who dresses himself out of a Hollister catalog. Watch the videos; no amount of suspension tuning and cosmetic dressing can hide the sheer bulk of this thing.
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