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Old 05-14-2007, 09:17 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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Originally Posted by DaKine View Post
Jon, I'm with the OP on this one.

After all, $20 is big money for us BMW drivers.

Next year, for my money, I want:

1. A massage (w/ happy ending) by the hottest Asian girl around.
2. A BJ from the Victoria's Secret Angels
3. A painted portrait of me nude with my car in front of the Earl Warren sign, framed and signed by the artist.
4. Two year subscription to Playboy
5. A bottle of expensive Champagne (for me to pour on hot girls boobs)
6. Expensive Cigars

And Jon, while you're at it, I would like an itemized invoice of this years expenses: I need to see where all of this money is going. I would also like:

Your full name
Telephone Number
Adress
Social Security Number
Bank Account Numbers
Pin Number
Routing Numbers
Credit Card Numbers

Thanks in advance Jon.
Man do I agree with you...