One morning in 1996, on my way to work doing about 70 mph on I-94 Eastbound near Detroit Metro Airport, a big crow came right through my windshield, and with its beak and half of the head stuck in the passenger seat of my 95 Mercury, resulting in a $350 replacement of the windshield and a $500 replacement of the seat. Not to mention the foul smell of a dead animals carcass in my car.
And people ask me why I was in a big hurry to move out of Michigan.
"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." -- Nathaniel Borenstein