If I ever ride again it'll be on one of those trycicle doohickies. My balls have retreated into my abdomen way too far for me to get back on a bike. Nevre crashed, lost a couple good friends, figured I'd quit while I was ahead.
-Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder