Take a bow gentlemenses. Badly done but in good form!

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“No cop born isn't a sucker for a finely-executed hispeed Controlled Drift all the way around one of those cloverleaf interchanges. Few people understand the psychology of a traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and pull over to the side when he sees the big red light and start begging for mercy. This is wrong. Contemptuous to the cop-heart. When running along about a hundred and you find a redflashing CHPtracker on your trail you accelerate.”
- Hunter S. Thompson,