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Old 10-09-2011, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by King540i View Post
Your religion to oil analogies are...interesting.
After much thought (and even more discussion), we figured out the religious nature of the 'what oil' arguments was 'why' there were arguments.

Someone aptly termed the remarkable similarities, "Petrolism".

See also:
- Fundamental BMW fluids decision-making religious camps (1) and algorithms specific to motor oil selection (1), coolant choice (1), & gasoline dogma (1)

  • Jewish
  • Catholic
  • Protestant
  • BMW-approved oils only
  • BMW-approved oils and similar oils only
  • BMW-approved oils and similar oils and quality oils only
Either way, your beloved bimmer will live a long and happy life.
  • HOWEVER: When it's time to meet it's Maker, your beloved departed bimmer ...
    • blissfully rises to mythical Bavarian Marketing pearly gates
    • knowingly lingers in mythical Bavarian purgatorial limbo
    • unrepentantly suffers in mythical Bavarian hell
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