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Old 10-03-2012, 04:53 AM
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now driving number eight!
Location: Atlanta
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,175
Mein Auto: 2007 S2000
Traffic Court Judge: How do you plead?

Laser: Not guilty your honor

Judge: But we have a picture of your car going through the red light

Laser: Yes sir but I was not driving it

Judge: Well who was?

Laser: I don't know your honor, I was not

Judge: Was your car stolen?

Laser: No your honor

Judge: Well, who was driving your car?

Laser: I don't know your honor ..... its my wife's car she drives it (counting on fingers) ..... but we gave it to our daughter ..... sometimes her boyfriend drives it ..... uh, she has a new boyfriend .........

Judge: (looking disgusted) Case dismissed!

"sometimes you're the windshield .... sometimes you're the bug"

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(Hey Jim... am I diversified?)
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