View Single Post
Old 10-03-2012, 05:03 AM
dunderhi's Avatar
dunderhi dunderhi is offline
0-60 in 4 secs or less!
Location: MD
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 6,150
Mein Auto: '13 X5M, 650xi
Originally Posted by laser View Post
Traffic Court Judge: How do you plead?

Laser: Not guilty your honor

Judge: But we have a picture of your car going through the red light

Laser: Yes sir but I was not driving it

Judge: Well who was?

Laser: I don't know your honor, I was not

Judge: Was your car stolen?

Laser: No your honor

Judge: Well, who was driving your car?

Laser: I don't know your honor ..... its my wife's car she drives it (counting on fingers) ..... but we gave it to our daughter ..... sometimes her boyfriend drives it ..... uh, she has a new boyfriend .........

Judge: (looking disgusted) Case dismissed!
You found a judge with a teenage daughter.

2013 X5M ........ 2013 650xi ...... 2011 550xi (ret) 2011 335d (ret)
Reply With Quote