Originally Posted by laser
Traffic Court Judge: How do you plead?
Laser: Not guilty your honor
Judge: But we have a picture of your car going through the red light
Laser: Yes sir but I was not driving it
Judge: Well who was?
Laser: I don't know your honor, I was not
Judge: Was your car stolen?
Laser: No your honor
Judge: Well, who was driving your car?
Laser: I don't know your honor ..... its my wife's car she drives it (counting on fingers) ..... but we gave it to our daughter ..... sometimes her boyfriend drives it ..... uh, she has a new boyfriend .........
Judge: (looking disgusted) Case dismissed!
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