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Old 10-09-2012, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by TemporarySanity View Post
My wife asked me if her pants make her ass look fat. I said no, your ass makes your ass look fat! That's when the fight started.
My employee asked me if I could pierce her navel. I said not until you lose 25 lbs., that's when the fight started.

My wife came over to my shop to talk to me. A sexy chick walked by and I could not help but look, that's when the fight started
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