I have learned. Just as well you (we) can do stuff like this - the term 'mechanical write off' springs to mind. Have you tried the Snap-On thread restoration set? I swear by mine.
Good - Fast - Cheap: Pick any two.
E23 735i; E32 735iL (X 2 - 1 Alpine White and 1 Glacier Blue); E34 535i; E38 735iL; R50 Cooper; R55 Cooper Clubman.
E21 318i; E30 318i; E32 735iL; E34 535i; E38 730iL; E53 4.4i