Make sure to use scissors with rounded edges, we don't want you to get hurt, while performing this tough assigment.
I asume you did ask your manservant to keep the door open for you correct? That might be the next skill you might want to learn: opening your own door (I know it's sounds like a lot of effort but you might find pride in it).
In any case, good to hear you are ok and in good spirit.
Current car 2010 Honda Accord.
Looking into: 328i for Q3 2013.
BMW CCA Member