Actually, to me it sounds exactly like your battery is pooched. I'd have it tested before you do anything else.
This is precisely what happens when your battery is really, truly dead.
Originally Posted by ethereal45
This doesn't even click though...when you turn the key it's literally like you flipped an "off" switch for the entire car.
Last edited by ZeGerman; 11-15-2012 at 03:38 PM.