They sell a s.hitload of Escalades around here because women used to own Suburbans before hubby moved them up to the big house. Virtually none of these people will have an ATS in their driveway. Maybe it's because they remember gramps picking lint out of his navel in a similarly ugly Cadillac.
2012 328i Sport
2008 550i Sport
1988 BMW 325is
Never again anything larger than a 3 series sedan.