UPDATE: The coolant level from hell. When I first purchased the car, coolant level @ max line. A few days later, coolant level dropped to 2 notches below max line. A day later, coolant level dropped another 2 notches. Never added coolant, and posted this thread. All checks done at completely cold engine, for what it's worth. Few hours after I checked coolant level and discovered drastic drop, I check again. Engine slightly warm, and guess what? Coolant level shot back up to max line. WHAT THE EFF IS GOING ON?! I'm not insane, I've been checking at night and using a flashlight to illuminate coolant so I can tell precisely where it's at. I'm utterly confused...
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