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Old 01-01-2013, 01:33 PM
CALLAWAY845 CALLAWAY845 is offline
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Mein Auto: 2007 x5 3.0...2009 328i
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Originally Posted by CALWATERBOY View Post
OPPORTUNITY CLONKS WATERBOY on the NOGGIN!

I will store your BMW with the most ideal climatic conditions existing in these United States!

You've heard of Aircraft Boneyards, where airships are stored without the decay and corrosion unavoidable at other sites - now, that protection can be yours!

Ship you vehicle to Tuscon, AZ, and we'll do the rest. If you wish, we will arrange pickup and transportation from your residence or garage space!

Your ride will reside in an area of pristine solitude, surrounded by Saguaro forests of ethereal beauty, a tranquil and naturally preserving environment made famous by Carlos Castaneda's bestselling travelogues of that area and selected Mexican destinations.

PM for fee schedule and initial prepayment today! Spaces won't last long....Winter's here and demand is high!

And remember, each and every vehicle receives a rememberance of Toltec energy before being returned for your enjoyment - could there be a better way to experience that first Spring ride?

Other vehicles may be accepted after an individual evaluation.

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I absolutely love the reference to Carlos Castaneda

Last edited by CALLAWAY845; 01-01-2013 at 01:34 PM.
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