Have a friend with Suburban.
Poor sap did not understand why I bought the X5. He would go on and on about what a bargain a suburtan is (the XL in his case).
I would say things like "I bought it because I needed an SUV, but had to have an SUV that can take a corner", "The suburban's suspension was cut out with an ax in Detroit".
His reply "I think my suburban takes corners just well, can give a run to many cars".