I have a mail slot in my door, so thinking ahead, (like I do now and then) I put up a sign that said that I was expecting a calendar and I'd appreciate it not being bent. Then I hung a reusable grocery bag out of my mail slot. Because of the massive snow fall today the mail carrier was kind enough to ring my doorbell and hand it to me instead of leaving it in the bag. And I KNOW the mail man hates my house because my dog ain't so friendly.

Hell, 90% of my mail has her dental records

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“No cop born isn't a sucker for a finely-executed hispeed Controlled Drift all the way around one of those cloverleaf interchanges. Few people understand the psychology of a traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and pull over to the side when he sees the big red light and start begging for mercy. This is wrong. Contemptuous to the cop-heart. When running along about a hundred and you find a redflashing CHPtracker on your trail you accelerate.”
- Hunter S. Thompson,