Does BMW Assist working in '14s??
Success! And I believe it's reproducible.
The problem is when your profile has other info in it - a second driver, emergency contacts, etc. I called BMW assist and they deleted and reprovisioned my profile, leaving out my wife's profile and our emergency contact info. A few hours later all connected drive functionality was working.
So - if it's not working for you - have BMW delete your profile and reprovision, but DON'T ADD ANY OTHER USERS OR CONTACTS.
Best of luck. BMW Online is very cool.
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