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E36 (1991 - 1999)
The E36 chassis 3-Series BMW was a huge hit among driving enthusiasts from the first moment the car hit the pavement. The E36 won numerous awards over the years it was produced and is still a favorite of many BMW enthusiasts to this day! -- View the E36 Wiki

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I will use this thread as mine own. Anything of epicness for my girl will go here from now, 'till rust do us part.


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I approach her a little in awe; marvelling at the craftsmanship. I open her door and the lights streams from the heavens with the angelic choir paying tribute. I sit reverently in her. She starts, purring like a dream. Sheer bliss occurs. The key is turned to the off position. I climb out, like falling upwards from a well. I die a little inside walking away from her.
Quoting myself because this brings tears to my eyes.




My first sight of her as mine.




Recent Pic of me in the Dominican Republic.



Amber had wanted to see a pic of my facial hair.
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:07 PM
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... We all kinda just ignore Amber (barbie) anyway. She's sort of our attitude and eye candy here, that's why we keep her around...
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nice pix lol you actually look like this guy i know!
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Btw, you weren't wearing a beret in those pictures........
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Btw, you weren't wearing a beret in those pictures........
Trying to find old army pics, of when I was bald, and the Green Beret is the official Canadian Forces headdress.
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Trying to find old army pics, of when I was bald, and the Green Beret is the official Canadian Forces headdress.
Schweet!
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Wondrous? Whatever, I was tired. There, I fixed it.
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Recent Pic of me in the Dominican Republic.
Dominican Republic FTW! I'm going there this summer to visit the land of my forefathers (or well one of them). He grew up in Santo Domingo. I heard it's a nice place. Sucks that it has to be next to Haiti.
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So these pics of my interior are the reason I've undertaken the drastic steps of ripping the whole damn thing out and starting over. I got me some fibreglass, some crinkle paint and I'm good to go!
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Tan. And ten points to the first person to see the screw the asshat from Best Buy put into my dash when the broke my glove box!



Great shape, but tan.


Anything currently black vinyl will stay black vinyl.


These wires will be going inside the dash.



Here's my excuse, headliner loose in this corner.
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So these pics of my interior are the reason I've undertaken the drastic steps of ripping the whole damn thing out and starting over. I got me some fibreglass, some crinkle paint and I'm good to go!
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