Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

Is there life after death?

Originally Posted by MatWiz

Dear Abby,

Is there life after death?

Of course. Just have your kids assume your name in your writing.

LOL...50% to 75% of the people here have no clue who you're talking about.

Originally Posted by ShopVac

LOL...50% to 75% of the people here have no clue who you're talking about.

Just further proof that the majority is uninformed on most subjects.

I could never tell Dear Abby from Ask Ann Landers. They might as well have been twins.

Originally Posted by cwsqbm

Just further proof that the majority is uninformed on most subjects.

I could never tell Dear Abby from Ask Ann Landers. They might as well have been twins.

They were twins.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ask_Ann_Landers

Dear Abby
A few months after Eppie Lederer took over as Ann Landers, her twin sister Pauline Phillips introduced a similar column, Dear Abby, which produced a lengthy estrangement between the two sisters.[21] Pauline Phillips wrote her column until her retirement in 2002 when her daughter, Jeanne Phillips, took over.

Originally Posted by sno_duc

They were twins.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ask_Ann_Landers

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Originally Posted by cwsqbm

Just further proof that the majority is uninformed on most subjects.

I could never tell Dear Abby from Ask Ann Landers. They might as well have been twins.

Yeah, I got it first take.

Originally Posted by ShopVac

LOL...50% to 75% of the people here have no clue who you're talking about.

The 25% to 50% who get it make it much more fun than a 100% if an explanation should follow.

Dear Abby, Dear Abby ...
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call
Signed Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered...

Chorus:
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy...

Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed Noise-maker

Noise-maker, Noise-maker

Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed Just Married

Just Married, Just Married...

Repeat Chorus

written & preformed by John Prine

How many colmnist's get a song writen in their honor?

You guys really read those in the newspapers?

Definitely not. Some fetishes are so wierd that they are best left undivulged.

We can only imagine where our loved ones that have passed away are now at. Those that have passed away know and for us time will tell.

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