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Old 06-11-2005, 06:59 AM
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Your funny funny for today that is so retarded only Sabrina will find this one funny.

There once was an Apache Indian whose given name was

So named because he had only one testicle. He hated
that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again
I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any
more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone."

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and all
night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he
promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given
name until a woman named Yellow
Bird returned to the village after being away for
many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,
was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the
forest, then he made love to her all day,
made love to her all night, made love to her all
the next day, made love to her all the next night,
but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of

OH, come on...take a guess!

And the moral is ...
You can't kill two birds with one stone!
-Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..

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