Ode to E90 BMW 325i MP3 Pro Navi Problem

I gotta a shiny new MP3 player finished in Saphire black.
It doesn’t play MP3 or WMV so I sent it back
They said don’t worry it has lots of other things.
It has expensive alloy wheels, and cheap and nasty plastic trim

It has exotic murdered skins stretched around cool electric seats
And cheap nylon carpet wrapped around your feet.
You can sit in it you can drive it you can listen to the radio in it
You can have sex it in it smoke a cigarette in it, get arrested in it

You have a neat cooler place to put your cold drink in
You'll need an expensive Beemer cup that is very short and thin
It has electronic brakes that lock when you try to reverse
Strange flasher systems that are a wise mans curse.
You wont get chrome pipe extensions without paying extra cash
You’ve got a free electric window shade for when her feet are on the dash'

I said that’s fine that’s’ well that’s very good
But it doesn’t play my MP3’s like an MP3 player should
Its heavy round my neck and it won’t go in my pocket
And when I walk around there’s a big bulge in my jacket

They said look don’t believe what you read in the manual
It doesn’t really count
We have a lot of clever ideas but we ship untested crap out
It does what it does and that’s all you’re getting
We’ve got all your money so please now quit complaining.

There will be a software update coming sometime soon
No idea which Day or Year
But we think we're sure - December March or June
It may fix all your problems but most likely not
What you gonna do chump ?
You’ve paid us now
We’re all you’ve got.

I give it a 9/10. Some bits didn't rhime to well but pretty much right on the money

Hey Eminem i'm not i think i've passed through rage to insanity - just submission to the inevitable to reach !