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E36 (1991 - 1999)
The E36 chassis 3-Series BMW was a huge hit among driving enthusiasts from the first moment the car hit the pavement. The E36 won numerous awards over the years it was produced and is still a favorite of many BMW enthusiasts to this day! -- View the E36 Wiki

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Old 08-15-2007, 11:32 AM
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he looks like a complete jackass!
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This is called "taking something out of context".

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Old 08-15-2007, 11:32 AM
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Dang, I will have to work harder to keep up my rep
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Protect you (lug) nuts !!! That alone gives you a jump-start or idea to what follows in his comment. Some more great laughs !
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:36 AM
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This is called "taking something out of context".

Does your Uncle Jack like horses?
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Love that line
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:42 AM
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Does your Uncle Jack like horses?
Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f@&% with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
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So I guess you did help your uncle jack off a horse then.
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Speaking of Chuck Norris. Somone had there avatar or signatue/w.e. you call it a smal clip of him punching a chick in the nose! It repeats by itself. I just stare at it for hours !
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Speaking of Chuck Norris. Somone had there avatar or signatue/w.e. you call it a smal clip of him punching a chick in the nose! It repeats by itself. I just stare at it for hours !
That would have been me.

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My favourite Chuck Norris fact -
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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I was testing everyones observation skills. You were the only one to pass the test.


yeah i knew i spelled "definitely" right , but i didnt want to correct you, LOL well yeah this forum does seem to be the best and i guess i picked the right one for my first forum ever. Bimmerfest really is funny and full of Bimmers
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Yes Vornado! Thats the one ! Man I love watching it !
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yeah i knew i spelled "definitely" right , but i didnt want to correct you, LOL well yeah this forum does seem to be the best and i guess i picked the right one for my first forum ever. Bimmerfest really is funny and full of Bimmers
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