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Old 01-08-2008, 01:36 PM
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Especially in High School... In restrospect, I'm not surprised I got barely any action... Fortunately, we had a (female) field hockey team...
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Especially in High School... In restrospect, I'm not surprised I got barely any action... Fortunately, we had a field hockey team...
I'm not quite sure how to take that...
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Old 01-08-2008, 01:41 PM
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I'm not quite sure how to take that...
I updated it (so no one got wise with it! )

Female Field Hockey team... Let's just say that the girls on the field hockey team tended to be less picky... (and I didn't mind that some of them could have probably kicked my ass... )
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Old 01-08-2008, 01:43 PM
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I updated it (so no one got wise with it! )

Female Field Hockey team... Let's just say that the girls on the field hockey team tended to be less picky... (and I didn't mind that some of them could have probably kicked my ass... )
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Old 01-08-2008, 01:49 PM
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we had a female golf team ...they did well my entire way through..seems they one state or something......can't recall
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Old 01-08-2008, 02:04 PM
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I thought most field hockey teams were all female, but maybe thats my age talking...

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sure your right .....just reminded me of golf for some reason......guess i'm showing my age too......
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I thought most field hockey teams were all female, but maybe thats my age talking...

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This story would have been a hell of alot more interesting if she focked 'em all at the same time!
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This story would have been a hell of alot more interesting if she focked 'em all at the same time!
If you include her two hands... it's possible. What do the guys do in that situation, draw straws?
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I went to a private school with about 100 students. One of the male teachers had sex with two of the students and my 30 year old english teacher had sex with a friend of mine. He later moved in with her and then she kicked him out when she caught him in her bed with another girl. I think it happens more then one would think.
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I went to a private school with about 100 students. One of the male teachers had sex with two of the students and my 30 year old english teacher had sex with a friend of mine. He later moved in with her and then she kicked him out when she caught him in her bed with another girl. I think it happens more then one would think.
Yeah, but that's in freek country Toronto.
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Old 01-09-2008, 06:56 AM
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Field hockey is a popular sport for men, women and children in many countries around the world. Its official name and the one by which it is usually known is hockey.[1][2]
I hear ya... at my school, the girls played field hockey, and the boys played lacrosse...

The field hockey, soccer and softball girls tended to be the "non-gymnast, non-cheerleader" type... often very tomboyish... what's not to like!

In college, a friend of mine (with similar tastes) was hitting on this (female) field hockey player who had a mohawk... she kept ignoring him, causing him to try even harder... finally she told him point blank she was a lesbian...
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Old 01-09-2008, 06:27 PM
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I had a substitute teacher one day in middle school who was a Penthouse Pet (and dressed like it too!). No joke.

The boys in the room that day were off their minds. It was outrageous. All the girls thought it was funny what was happening to the boys.

I am sure it might have been taken a little more seriously had that been a high school classroom.

I heard later on that she was never invited back to sub again.

Attendance rates skyrocketed however.
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Georgianne Harrell, 24: Teacher at Holley Elementary School in Sylvester, Ga., charged with performing oral sex on a 9-year-old boy in April 2005, allowing students to gaze down her blouse and slashing her wrists with glass in front of her students. Though she originally pleaded not guilty, she changed her plea to guilty just before trial, and was sentenced to 25 years in prison for aggravated child molestation.
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Teacher charged with having sex with students
23-year-old middle school instructor in S.C. accused of sex with five boys

CLINTON, S.C. - A 23-year-old female middle school teacher was arrested Wednesday, accused of having sex with five boys, authorities said.

Some of the 14- and 15-year-old victims were students at the school where Allenna Williams Ward taught; others went to a different school, Clinton Public Safety Director John Thomas said.

Investigators said there could be more victims.

Police began investigating Ward after a note containing inappropriate messages was given to school officials, Thomas said.

Ward was placed on administrative leave with pay last Thursday, acting district superintendent Laura Koskela said. A message left for the school's principal was not immediately returned Wednesday.

Ward is charged with five counts of criminal sexual conduct with a minor in the second degree and six counts of lewd acts on a minor, according to arrest warrants.

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They always put an unflattering picture of the female teacher in the news article which is unfair to future students. It distorts reality.
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