Hahahaha must see to believe

Originally Posted by Philip81193

BombSquad, please. GTFO and finish that console.
Chad, to answer your question regarding haywagons, I believe I fall under the "I have ridden in a haywagon" category.
NOW YOR MAKIN' FUNNA REDNEKS HUH?

Im goin' home to get my pregnant sister, and after she has mah baby, we gonna go tour the country!

STFU, jerk.

Good job Mullet Boy. Really good job. Not only continue the redneck stereotype, but throw in that haywagons are involved in your nasty shenanigans.

You do realize that all the rest of us will now have to deal with the fallout on this one for quite a long time to come? Just handing ammunition to Chad for free....

Originally Posted by BombSquad91

Those are icky. Please refrain from using them again. They really creep us out. Instead, use a sweet one like "" that doesn't make anyone feel like a piece of meat.

I know you're only joking, but please... the fat jokes? Just mean. Not everyone can be as beautiful as Mona and me, you really don't want to hurt their feelings by pointing it out so blatantly.

Originally Posted by bimmerbarbie

...Not everyone can be as beautiful as Mona and me...

I has a friend!

O' course! We gotta stick together against the nasty pervy smiley attacks!!!

Originally Posted by E36 Phantom

GAH. This thread is getting destroyed by the insane amounts of stupidity.

Its the e36 section of bimmerfest, Chad what else do you expect?

Originally Posted by mksu19

I has a friend!

Ugghh! That wink makes me feel like a piece of meat!

(Come to think of it, a nice juicy steak would be awesome right now. With strips of colby melted across the top.)

Originally Posted by jason_recliner

Ugghh! That wink makes me feel like a piece of meat!

(Come to think of it, a nice juicy steak would be awesome right now. With strips of colby melted across the top.)

Here's one just for you then... :gay:

Is that better? We have to be sure you aren't offended too.

Originally Posted by Philip81193

Chad, to answer your question regarding haywagons, I believe I fall under the "I have ridden in a haywagon" category.
NOW YOR MAKIN' FUNNA REDNEKS HUH?
Im goin' home to get my pregnant sister, and after she has mah baby, we gonna go tour the country!

No Philip, it's not that I'm "now" making fun of you rednecks. I have been for a long time. I guess you just finally noticed it

Originally Posted by AJ Gure

I am glad to say that this thread is by far the first thing i have encountered that is more retarded than me

Jury's still out, bro. That's a HIGH goal to top.

Originally Posted by bimmerbarbie

You do realize that all the rest of us will now have to deal with the fallout on this one for quite a long time to come? Just handing ammunition to Chad for free....

Uh, the people that admitted to haywagon rides - or riding each other in the haywagon - all seem to be located around a certain geographical area (with the exception of New Mexico which no one really cares about ). So I think you guys added your own ammo. Thanks!

Originally Posted by jason_recliner

(Come to think of it, a nice juicy steak would be awesome right now. With strips of colby melted across the top.)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Although, I see your Colby and raise it to a good Pepper Jack with sauteed 'shrooms and onions across the top. Rare side of medium rare, please!

Originally Posted by jason_recliner

Ugghh! That wink makes me feel like a piece of meat!...

Originally Posted by jason_recliner

...(Come to think of it, a nice juicy steak would be awesome right now. With strips of colby melted across the top.)

Pass me a sizzling plate!

Originally Posted by E36 Phantom

Uh, the people that admitted to haywagon rides - or riding each other in the haywagon - all seem to be located around a certain geographical area (with the exception of New Mexico which no one really cares about ). So I think you guys added your own ammo. Thanks!

Well, let's see about that:

Dave.....Pennsylvania
Majorfriend....Colorado
Edgar......space but admitted to riding in Mexico
Amber....my neighbor in Mississippi
Progress........Oregon
Me.......Alabama
Even BombSquad chimed in about NYC having haywagon rides

Looks like your "certain geographical area" is North America. Way to slam us, Chad!

All the places you listed are kinda out there. PA isn't much aside from Philly from what I remember, CO has a lot of wilderness, Mexico is Mexico, Mississicky - yup, expected, AL - also expected, NYC - uh. No comment?

Just admit defeat Chad.

Most of the rest of us think California is "kinda out there", too.

Originally Posted by hornhospital

Most of the rest of us think California is "kinda out there", too.

They're hippies. Of course they're out there.

New Mexico has the greatest food in all the land...but honestly I have no earthly idea where I came here of all places from living in California/New Hampshire/and North Carolina previously. Change of pace, I guess? It is rather third-world in the majority of the state but that's part of its charm...has that old west/route 66 vibe that's still intact. Albuquerque's growing steadily, though.

Originally Posted by hornhospital

Most of the rest of us think California is "kinda out there", too.

LOL @ "the rest of us".
Once again, so insular. To everyone else on planet Earth, your whole country is "kinda out there".

Originally Posted by jason_recliner

LOL @ "the rest of us".
Once again, so insular. To everyone else on planet Earth, your whole country is "kinda out there".

Says the Aussie........