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Old 01-22-2010, 10:26 PM
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dang it mmmert!! I'm willing to bet you posted here just so I saw that damn pic!!!!!!!!!
Make a poster out of that pic and he'll run scared out of house pissing his pants!
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:27 PM
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dang it mmmert!! I'm willing to bet you posted here just so I saw that damn pic!!!!!!!!!

What's that behind you?
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:29 PM
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Old 01-23-2010, 02:12 AM
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Unbelievable responses in this thread. The kids is practically an adult you guys are talking about his mother should put her foot down? From one older brother to another, lay the smack down on him. And from a younger brother also, if he has half a brain he'll appreciate what you tried to do for him one day. Don't let people tell you that it's not your responsibility either.
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Old 01-23-2010, 06:02 AM
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Uh, news flash. If he was downstairs with a group of 17y/o's smoking out, one of those kids is heading to law school soon You lay a finger on your brother and one of his buddies is going to advise him of his rights and mom is going to be spending the money she doesn't have defending you in an assault case.
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Old 01-23-2010, 06:11 AM
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Old 01-23-2010, 06:32 AM
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Old 01-23-2010, 06:55 AM
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Uh, news flash. If he was downstairs with a group of 17y/o's smoking out, one of those kids is heading to law school soon You lay a finger on your brother and one of his buddies is going to advise him of his rights and mom is going to be spending the money she doesn't have defending you in an assault case.
He's getting a beating too, for wanting to be a lawyer
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Old 01-23-2010, 06:58 AM
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He's getting a beating too, for wanting to be a lawyer
Seriously, think about this. You really want to screw with 'em when more than likely they have a bit of time yo just sit there and put DEEEEEEP thought into revenge ?
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Old 01-23-2010, 06:59 AM
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It's not easy to tell someone that raised you, did their best to provide for you, and has earned your respect that they can't handle a situation worth a damn, and they should follow my instructions.
No, it's not. Doing the right thing is, sometimes, VERY hard. But it's the right thing to do.

Besides, it's possible your mom, subconsciously, is waiting for you to stand up. And not to your brother.
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1. Don't throw your bother under the buss in front of complete strangers.
2. Less talking here, and do more talking with your brother.
3. If the talking doesn't work, then call the police.
4. Assault on a minor who is your kin, is still assault in the eyes of the law.

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Old 01-23-2010, 08:24 AM
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I know of a similar situation thats tough because their mother won't stand up to them. It takes someone shocking the living crap out of them to make them change. Breaking the pipe over his head would never hurt. Or spike it with something that will be painful.
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Old 01-23-2010, 08:32 AM
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Honestly no matter what you do, your mom is enabling him. She's providing a location, funds, and tacict approval of the activity. My parent's wouldn't even let me smoke a cigarette when I lived at their house. Any kind of violence/arrest is only going to cause crazy strife in your family. Just set up a boom box with a police pursuit soundtrack, bet that will change their mood.
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:01 AM
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Make sure he's using a bong. Using any other smoking method/apparatus would be just a terrible waste of Mary Jane's flowers.

On a more serious tip... I understand that the main problem here is that you don't like the way he uses your mothers funds to buy those "special floweres". I will give you some good advice a police officer told his son on a sunny winter morning in 2002.

"Son, I'm not funding your MJ habit anymore. They have this neat thing now called Google. Use it correctly and you shall find out many ways to grow your own MJ. Capiche?"

From then on little Humphrey never had to pay for his "special flowers"
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:27 AM
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I have to vote with calling The Man.
Call the cops?! That is the most rediculos thing I have ever heard. Just not cool. I hear resentment in the OPs post. He is angry that he is doing more and taking on responsibilities that are not particularly fair to him.

Speak to your brother if it bothers you or let your mom handle it. It's her money and that shouldn't be your job to discipline.
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Old 01-23-2010, 10:23 AM
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Thanks for all the advice, bad thing about interweb advice is: nobody knows exactly what it's like to be here, so it's hard to get the "perfect" advice.

--I'm not going to teach him how to grow it, that's considered "intent of distribution" around here and that'd be jail time. I honestly think he'd make the perfect jail "b*tch", i don't want him to get raped...
--I think calling the cops would have been a great idea, but I ultimately decided I didn't want to fvck with every kid down there. I'll let their parents decide what to do with them.

Seeing as how the previous night has concluded, this is no longer the scenario. I went with talking to him privately upstairs, which quickly turned into a throwdown, which brought some of his ****** friends upstairs to witness their friend being held in a guillotine choke on the living room floor. I think it went pretty well (no hospital trips needed, just a band aid), I held him there till he calmed down, then told his stupid friends to get out, and the party either moved to another location or I killed their high for the night. Guess the next stop is to talk to mom so I don't cut my thumb open everytime Benny decides to throw a party when she's not around...
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Old 01-23-2010, 11:13 AM
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Take the wheels off the car.Then go downstairs and tell everyone you called the cops. You dont have to even do it to get the desired effect.

Watch hilarity ensue.
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Old 01-23-2010, 12:02 PM
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Ok...

Take the wheels off the car.Then go downstairs and tell everyone you called the cops. You dont have to even do it to get the desired effect.

Watch hilarity ensue.
That will be my chosen method next time for sure. I'll just take one rear tire off so they don't see it lol
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Make sure he's using a bong. Using any other smoking method/apparatus would be just a terrible waste of Mary Jane's flowers.

On a more serious tip... I understand that the main problem here is that you don't like the way he uses your mothers funds to buy those "special floweres". I will give you some good advice a police officer told his son on a sunny winter morning in 2002.

"Son, I'm not funding your MJ habit anymore. They have this neat thing now called Google. Use it correctly and you shall find out many ways to grow your own MJ. Capiche?"

From then on little Humphrey never had to pay for his "special flowers"
If I take your advice, can I back peddle when your goon squad shows up and claim entrapment ?
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Make sure he's using a bong. Using any other smoking method/apparatus would be just a terrible waste of Mary Jane's flowers.
tell him to get a vaporizer instead. ...i've heard that's the way to go?


and just tell them you called the cops, that should scare them enough?
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tell him to get a vaporizer instead. ...i've heard that's the way to go?

and just tell them you called the cops, that should scare them enough?
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