The official E9x OT thread!

Originally Posted by Emission

Of course you may. I give rides to Festers all the time — no joke.

I need to add '12 Audi A7 to the list... they just called.

- Mike

When I grow up, I want to do what you do.

Andy I stole the "<_<" face from you man.

It's helping me get the ladies, while they see me driving around with my baby(325i).

Originally Posted by BMWFTW91

Oh man, this thread is perfect for me.

We had heavy rain all day today in the Great Lakes region. I am driving on the highway to get to school and still amazed as to how well my rwd 325i holds up in the rain.

This is a violation of off-topic rules! Gasp, you are talking about the E9x. Reported - for being "on-topic".

j/k

Originally Posted by Nordic_Kat

I've been purple for a long time. I just think it's great when people work together to make a good thing better.

Soooooooooo, I'm just shy of 2000 posts.

On passing same, do I acquire a purplish hue? Like holding my breath?

Originally Posted by Inline Sixer

This is a violation of off-topic rules! Gasp, you are talking about the E9x. Reported - for being "on-topic".

j/k

My 325i is no E90. Its a rebadged Honda Civic that was assembled in South Africa and predominately thinks it is a "sport car" meant to be driven constantly on The Infamous German Autobahn.

Originally Posted by CALWATERBOY

Soooooooooo, I'm just shy of 2000 posts.

On passing same, do I acquire a purplish hue? Like holding my breath?

Only if you want to, but then you have to deny that you exhaled.

Originally Posted by boltjaM3s

BJ 1.0 lives in this thread.

BJ 2.0 everywhere else.Sorry, you drive an old BMW and so I can't talk to you.

BJ

Neither Jekyll nor Hyde, but both? This will be difficult to deal with. I'm game.
I'm wearing my retro open faced helmet. Bring it on Jersey boy.

OK guys,

Pay up!

You know who you are.

Originally Posted by andyffer

nice furby, nice kat. you guys wont be getting banned any time soon

..at least, thats your plan right

[Purple invisible shield, Down!]

Uh oh. They're wise to us.

[Purple invisible shield, Up!]

Originally Posted by Inline Sixer

This is a violation of off-topic rules! Gasp, you are talking about the E9x. Reported - for being "on-topic".

j/k.

j/k...J/K??? I6r, reported.

Originally Posted by Nordic_Kat

You're slipping BJ. You forgot the Rolex.

It's going to take a bit to get back up to speed. That electro-shock therapy takes its toll.

BJ

Back seats, windows up, that's the way I like to ride in my 325i.

Originally Posted by DSXMachina

Neither Jekyll nor Hyde, but both? This will be difficult to deal with. I'm game.
I'm wearing my retro open faced helmet. Bring it on Jersey boy.

Let's go.

BJ

Originally Posted by DSXMachina

[Purple invisible shield, Down!]

Uh oh. They're wise to us.

[Purple invisible shield, Up!]

reported

Originally Posted by BMWFTW91

Back seats, windows up, that's the way I like to ride in my 325i.

BJ

Originally Posted by ///M-ratedE90

I thought the "O" was for "Off".

BJ

Originally Posted by boltjaM3s

BJ

Does adding "M sport" make a 3 series a true sport car?

I know that M sport makes a 3 series look masculine.

Originally Posted by boltjaM3s

Let's go.

BJ

There's the pitch, knuckleball low and away...he swings!

Session One, notes.

Patient seems outwardly friendly but has hostile moments. Seems obsessed with newness, lived in New Hampshire, now lives in New Jersey and commutes into New York. Possible result of perceived status decay; big fish in small pond to small fish in big pond? New Mexico next? Must probe further.

Originally Posted by boltjaM3s

Let's go.

BJ

<_<

a true bmw has xenons

Originally Posted by BMWFTW91

Does adding "M sport" make a 3 series a true sport car?

I know that M sport makes a 3 series look masculine.

Your two kibble haulers don't amount to a single ///M-Sport.

Savvy?

BJ

Originally Posted by BMWFTW91

<_<

An ///M-Sport is an M.

You are lucky I talk to you.

BJ

Originally Posted by andyffer

a true bmw has xenons

Your car is ancient. It's an embarrassment. Even station cars laugh at it. Please pull the roundels off, change the wheels, and beg that people confuse it with a Hyundai.

BJ

Originally Posted by boltjaM3s

Your car is ancient. It's an embarrassment. Even station cars laugh at it. Please pull the roundels off, change the wheels, and beg that people confuse it with a Hyundai.

BJ

Hyundai?

I had hoped BJ 1.0 would have used the time he spent in the ban can to find some new pictures on Google Images. Or is this a refresher course to level everyone off and then dive into the new stuff?