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Originally Posted by Zeichen311

I really want to take a shot at this but I have this uneasy feeling it's a search term I shouldn't try at the office, on an employer-owned PC....

What? No iPhone?

I'm hoping you've not invested in foreign owned electronics when Apple, shining example of American can-do, offers the best-of-the-best.

Originally Posted by ///M-ratedE90

I believe the wet mouse wannabe76 (WMW76) used "anti-bacterial" at the end of the sentence, not the beginning, so the correction (antibacterial) had the appropriate lower case for the noun. This isn't Germany where nouns have to continually announce their importance, regardless of their location. The inverted commas, sorry "quotes", were there to emphasize the correction. The period/full stop was deliberately placed outside the inverted commas/"quotes" to emphasize the end of the sentence and add weight to the following one. However, the item that required the correction was "anti-bacterial.", with the "captured" period/full stop, so I am willing to entertain your comment in this regard.

You are leading the "you are dead to me" pack. Just in case youu are wondering I am going to wait in the tall weeds, just to bust you when you slip! You have been warned ///goat lover

Edit: and its WMW076 not WMW76.

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Originally Posted by CALWATERBOY

What? No iPhone?

I'm hoping you've not invested in foreign owned electronics when Apple, shining example of American can-do, offers the best-of-the-best.

Droid! Shining example of Google technology, which is a world dictator err leader!

My droid 2 has been acting up and yesterday was the last straw. In the next day or two I am gonna go bitch to verizon

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Originally Posted by captainaudio

I did a Google image search for "sack of wet mice" and there were pictures of Sarah Palin and Donald Trump on the first page.



Try it yourself.

CA

I found pictures of Congress...go figure

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Originally Posted by furby076

Droid! Shining example of Google technology, which is a world dictator err leader!

My droid 2 has been acting up and yesterday was the last straw. In the next day or two I am gonna go bitch to verizon

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Funny, my iPhone has been flawless.

To give full disclosure the saying is actually, as sharp as a sack of wet mice. I did change it a bit, but that was because I figured the intended audience is not smart enough to get the reference.


Carry on

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Who in their right mind carries around a sack of wet rodents any way?

Originally Posted by AnotherGeezer

Who in their right mind carries around a sack of wet rodents any way?

Originally Posted by furby076

Droid! Shining example of Google technology, which is a world dictator err leader!

My droid 2 has been acting up and yesterday was the last straw. In the next day or two I am gonna go bitch to verizon

Horned Furby, left shoulder, says "Ditch the $@%#&^* Bitch! Demand a free replacement!" -- pokes your neck w/sharp trident.

Halo'd Furby, right shoulder, sweetly, softly, says "iPhone 5.....just pennies more for Cloud 9.....and I'll be with you!"

Horned Furby, w/irritated squeal, pokes you again.
.

I came up empty on a single image for "sack of wet mice" but did find two interesting hits:

1) An image from this thread appears on the first page of results for Google image searches for "wet mice," "bag of wet mice" and "sack of wet mice," and it isn't ///M-rated's avatar (either size).

2) This! (Foghorn Leghorn FTW)

Originally Posted by furby076

Edit: and its WMW076 not WMW76.

A-ha! My cunning ruse worked!

No doubt I will be informed that I will "Ruse the day", as in the plural of "rueing the day", for multiple insults.

Originally Posted by CALWATERBOY

Horned Furby, left shoulder, says "Ditch the $@%#&^* Bitch! Demand a free replacement!" -- pokes your neck w/sharp trident.

Halo'd Furby, right shoulder, sweetly, softly, says "iPhone 5.....just pennies more for Cloud 9.....and I'll be with you!"

Horned Furby, w/irritated squeal, pokes you again.
.

I could buy an iPhone but then I would be forced to wear turtle necks.
I am not sure what will happen but this thing is annoying me. The phone constantly enters multiple characters when I press it once. I tried recreating it last time at thhe store but it wasn't acting up thenn. Like it is now.

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Originally Posted by furby076

To give full disclosure the saying is actually, as sharp as a sack of wet mice. I did change it a bit, but that was because I figured the intended audience is not smart enough to get the reference.

Are you saying that the intended audience is in fact, dumber than a bag of hammers?

I'm trying to understand the heirarchy:

Dumber than a bag of hammers
vs
As sharp as a sack of wet mice
vs
Dumber than a box of rocks.

Originally Posted by Nordic_Kat

Are you saying that the intended audience is in fact, dumber than a bag of hammers?

I'm trying to understand the heirarchy:

Dumber than a bag of hammers
vs
As sharp as a sack of wet mice
vs
Dumber than a box of rock.

If you have to ask...

Originally Posted by cwinter

If you have to ask...

Hey, I'm blonde. It's a perfectly legitimate question.

Originally Posted by furby076

You are leading the "you are dead to me" pack. Just in case youu are wondering I am going to wait in the tall weeds, just to bust you when you slip! You have been warned ///goat lover

Edit: and its WMW076 not WMW76.

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As a countermeasure, I have engaged the services of the "Audi" girl as Furby076/WMW076 protection. I am sure one withering comment from her will keep me safe from the nefarious intentions of an irate, wet furball.

Originally Posted by cwinter

If you have to ask...

Im with stupid

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Originally Posted by ///M-ratedE90

As a countermeasure, I have engaged the services of the "Audi" girl as Furby076/WMW076 protection. I am sure one withering comment from her will keep me safe from the nefarious intentions of an irate, wet furball.

You, sir, are no gentleman!

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http://m.flickr.com/photos/andyffer/...5287/lightbox/

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Originally Posted by furby076

You, sir, are no gentleman!

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Almost identical to Scarlett's response to Rhett Butler in "Gone With the Wind." Do we have a drama here?

Originally Posted by pointandgo

Do we have a drama here?

Are you kidding? Always some sorta drama on here!

Originally Posted by GiaGiaJa

Are you kidding? Always some sorta drama on here!

We have you

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Originally Posted by pointandgo

Almost identical to Scarlett's response to Rhett Butler in "Gone With the Wind." Do we have a drama here?

I am not sure. Did WMW076 have a dress on when he typed that?

It wouldn't be the first time that I have been compared to Clark Gable either.

Originally Posted by ///M-ratedE90

I am not sure. Did WMW076 have a dress on when he typed that?

It wouldn't be the first time that I have been compared to Clark Gable either.

1) dresses allow for ventilation. As an irish guy i though you would be used to wearing dresses...er, I mean a kilt

2) Clark Gable also had horrible breath, according to the actresses who were gettinng close to him.


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Originally Posted by furby076

1) dresses allow for ventilation. As an irish guy i though you would be used to wearing dresses...er, I mean a kilt

2) Clark Gable also had horrible breath, according to the actresses who were gettinng close to him.

That's because Clark Gable was sporting a full upper and lower rack of dentures.

Gives a whole new meaning to "Hollywood Smile", doesn't it?

(yes, this is the kind of trivia one learns in dental school.)