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The new chapter in the highly successful story of the BMW 5 Series Sedan (F10) and wagon (F11) |
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It's like the mystery of morning wood.
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PCD on 9/6/2011: 2011 550i, DSB, black/oyster. Prem 2, Conv, Ventilated, HUD, Sport, DHP, SAT |
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The dot only lights up while it is recording. It's only in certain vehicles for testing purposes for the new 007 movie...
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My interest in investigating the nature of the DOT began a few weeks ago, before I stumbled upon this thread, and when I was quite satisfied to learn what it wasn't as opposed to what it was. What you are about to read is a true story.
It was one of the most exciting days in recent history, my first test drive of an F10. It was also about 9-million-freakin-degrees outside, so the CA (sidenote: took me forever to figure out what "CA" means) took a few extra minutes pulling around the car so the cabin could cool to a bearable degree. The first leg, he drove, which gave me time to survey the interior from an angle I was sure never to see again. Right off the bat he starts with the spiel, surely not aware that I had been lurking on Bimmerfest and was in no short supply of F10 knowledge. So, sort of half-listening, I casually sweep my gaze from right to left when I notice what appeared to be a small speck of spittle on the dashboard.Now, while the interior of the 535i is more than adequate in terms of space, I, for one, prefer not to be trapped in a closed compartment with a stranger who has a propensity for spraying it instead of simply saying it. I immediately took evasive action and swung my head around to the right, figuring IF another saliva grenade was launched, the best place for it to land would be anywhere in the universe other than my face. A few seconds later he pulls into a parking lot and indicated that it was my turn to take the helm, but not before spending 4-5 grueling minutes telling me all about some thing that bolsters the doors in the event of a collision, all the while with his head turned toward me and inches away. By that time I was very familiar with the shape and texture of the passenger door sill. So I finally got to drive; it was amazing of course, etc. etc. etc. But it wasn't until two weeks later when I went back to the dealer to try out a model with multicontour seats that I realized... What I thought was the spittle of a stranger, and had ruined half of my first test drive, was actually... THE DOT. The relief was overwhelming, but that mysterious little spot had haunted me ever since. That is, of course, until I logged on to Bimmerfest and noticed a 3 page thread on it! This place is awesome...
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It's now becoming clear that we should design a religion around the great mysterious Dot (notice that, just as a religion, we must capitolize the 'D'?). The Dot springs eternal and is the source of all life. Without it our beloved cars will not start and certainly will never achieve eternal life.
I mean the possibilities here are endless. ![]()
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2011 535xi, Space Gray, Cinnamon Dakota Leather, Anthracite Wood, PP1, PP2, Top/Side Cameras Prior Acura TL, Lexus ES (2), Volvo S70 GLT, Volvo 850 Turbo, Lexus LS, M-B 300E, BMW 735i, Audi 5000 |
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I have the DOT. 2912 535xi built in late March 2012.
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I like it. Why don't you write the scripture and those of us that have the Dot can be elders and start compiling church liturgy, mythology and rituals?
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So DOT thread lives on!
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BMWCCA Member #458528 www.bmwcca.org "If Things Seem Under Control, You're Not Going Fast Enough" Mario Andretti |
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As long as that's okay, we'll get that scripture written tout suite Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Bimmer App
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2011 535xi, Space Gray, Cinnamon Dakota Leather, Anthracite Wood, PP1, PP2, Top/Side Cameras Prior Acura TL, Lexus ES (2), Volvo S70 GLT, Volvo 850 Turbo, Lexus LS, M-B 300E, BMW 735i, Audi 5000 |
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I actually have two dots on my F02. One on each side.
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Fine, just remember to have three wide black bars on the upper half of both sleeves and a vestment with a depiction of the Dot.
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I cannot believe that I just read through every post on this thread again! LOL. And still, no answer to the mystery of the Dot.
![]() Oh, and BTW, my July 2011 build 535ix doesn't have the Dot.
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******************* BMW Ergo Zoom ![]() IMHO: E39 < E60 > F10 2011 F10 535xi (ED July 15, 2011) 2008 E60 550i (ED July 22, 2008) 2000 E39 540i (Retired) Member BMWCCA #402733 |
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My March 2012 535iX has the dot and the brochure I have shows the dot in two different photos
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2012 BMW 535i X-drive; Space Grey/Black Dakota, Fineline; Executive (Auto trunk, NAV, HiFi Prof, Lumbar, Rear Cam, SIRIUS, Voice), Technology (Blind Spot, Hi-Beam Assist, Lane Departure, Surround View), APPS, Rear heated seats, Tint. Retired: 78 300D, 81 300SD, 87 190E, 88 Porsche 924, 89 260E, 93 300E, 97 Volvo 850, 98 E320, 03 BMW 325iT, 02 C230 Sport Coupe, 08 BMW 535i |
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ok, i will take a shot at this.
i think the DOT is a BMW approved Anger Management Device. i have found myself calming down once i rub it. maybe that explains why some of us have the DOT and some others DON'T. |
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My theory is that the DOT is a mark they put on the NAV assembly when it fails quality control testing. Unfortunately, the the guys further down the line don't know this and thoses systems get shipped to BMW anyway. How else could someone why some NAV systems can't follow a 2 mile straight section of highway and others can? It's the DOT!
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2011 535i Sophisto Grau / Oyster - Black Nappa, Anthracite Wood ZAV, ZCV, ZCW, ZDA, ZDH, ZPP, ZP2, ZSP Mods - M5 Grilles, BMWPedals Black Anodized Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the cars are German, the lovers are Italian and it is all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the cars are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it is all organised by the Italians |
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OMG... the craziest thread regarding a dot... I didn't think much of it when I first saw it, naturally assumed it was a ambient light sensor (which I still think it is). Sorry, I didn't feel like reading every single post here (just the few first and last pages), but isn't that the conclusion???
BTW, I have a 2012 535i (03/12 build), M Sport, Premium, Tech... and I HAVE THE DOT!!!! hehe
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Here's a hypothetical scenario:
Assume you found an irresistable deal on a new F10 at your favorite BMW dealership. The CA says they have two cars at that price, but it doesn't matter since they are indentically equipped, they have the same color combination, the same numbers of miles, and the same build date. You check out the cars side by side and you notice one had the DOT and the other doesn't. Which one do you choose?
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2011 535i Alpine white ZPP, ZP2, ZCV, ZCE, DOT |
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The only mystery left is why some F10 vehicles have The Dot, while others do not. This is the question that remains to be answered. In all seriousness, one would think that, since the F10 is made on an assembly line, all vehicles would have The Dot, or, all vehicles would not. It actually would be interesting to know why some do, while others do not. Is there some deliberate reason on BMW's part, or, do they simply get component parts from different suppliers?
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2013 X5 35i prem, cold weath, conv, prem sound, sparkling bronze metallic, sand beige nevada leather, dark bamboo wood trim 2011 535xi, conv, cold weather, prem 1 & 2, 4 zone HVAC, side & top view cameras, alpine white, venetian beige dakota leather 2010 X5 30i, cold weather, prem, rear climate, technology, sat rad, ipod & usb adaptor, alpine white, sand beige nevada leather 2006 328xi, cold weath, prem, auto trans, nav, sat rad prep, sparkling graphite metallic, black dakota leather |
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Argh...I noticed my 2/12 build 550 had the dot. I have begun to say hello to the red dot every time when starting the car.
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12 550xi Dark Graphite Metallic II. Convenience, Cold, Driver's Assistance, Premium Sound, Sport, BMW Apps Previous BMWs: 11 535xi 11 328xi 08 535xi 08 335xi 07 525xi |
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My 535 with x-drive, prem, tech, built in 4-12, does not have the dot.
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Prod Date 4/5/12, ED: 4/19/12, Redelivery 6/20/12, 535xi, TiAg on Gray Dakota, Anthracite Wood, Cold Weather, Premium Pkge, Tech Pkge, Side and Top Cameras ED: 2007 530xi, Monaco Blue on Gray Dakota |
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2011 550, no dot.... I have HUD which changes depending on ambient light.. possible sensor is relocated for vehicles with HUD ?????
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My 2012 550 does not have the dot. I'm not sure of the mfr date, but it has to be early 2012.
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