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F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current)
The sixth generation 3 series, chassis code F30. 2013 model year 328i and 335i sedans now in production. Read the F30 frequently asked question thread for all your basic question and dive into all the details in the ultimate F30 information thread. |
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Liveblog update:
The L328i has been driven away, in the back now getting it's re-code started. A little disappointed as the F30 I was promised as a loaner did not show up from the night before so I've been assigned a 2012 528i instead. I'd backed up all my Profile settings on a USB drive and was looking forward to transferring them over to the new car, maybe even getting a Sport+ model for comparison purposes. Getting into the 528i now, will report my observations after the ride home. BJ
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*** JUST GOT THE OFFICIAL UPDATE FROM MY BMW DEALER ***
The update's done, very painless, once the dealer got the authorization from BMW it took less than an hour. Here's how it functions: Remembers last state always. If stop engine in Comfort mode, ASS stays off on restart. If stop engine in Sport mode, ASS stays off on restart. If swap mode from Comfort to Sport mode, ASS stays off. If swap mode to Eco Pro mode, ASS turns on. If stop engine in Eco Pro mode, ASS stays on on restart. In a nutshell, behaves as you'd expect. So long as you turn ASS off once and never put the car in Eco Pro mode, it'll never bother you again. BJ
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Sounds good to me. What is the number of the Service Bulletin on your invoice?
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Oh, and I un-blocked you cuz there is no avoiding you cuz of all the posts from you that people quote. And I'm getting the feeling that you are more of a jester than an annoying being here - so why should I miss out on the fun
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That's what "he" said.
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The update does one simple thing: Remembers the last state that you had the ASS button in when you shut off the engine. The only things that can mess up an ASS-free lifestyle are: 1. Switching experience mode to Eco Pro. 2. Accidentally hitting the ASS On button. BJ
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![]() This was left for me on my passenger seat. BJ
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Apparently, BMW's logic is if you want to use the driving mode that will save you the most gas, your car will default to a system that can occasionally cause your car to stall in traffic. Of course, that could have been corrected if this update included the Eco Pro mode. But it didn't, so I guess I'll just have to continue pushing that button every time the car enters the Eco Pro mode. That's an aggravation, but not a major one. The update I'm really hoping for is one where the ASS system will work smoothly without the possibility of stalling. Whether we ever will see it is doubtful at best.
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I've had my F30 since end of Feb, never had a ASS malfunction.
If I start having them then I might get this update, otherwise I'm happy with it. |
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If you operate the ASS system correct, it will not stall. Some people just dont understand that computer cannot start and stop the engine at the same time.
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ASS tried to restart the engine and stalled it without me doing anything. How is that operator error? |
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Unlike some, I do not find this to be a terrifying task. Even wives can handle it, both trophy and non-trophy. ![]() Quote:
A stall as a result of ASS is no different, unless you make a stupid driving decision and pull out in front of another. At this point the fault is not with the car. BMW needs to revise the system so it is robust, but we are not going to be losing colleagues until they do. Unless BMW drivers are far less clever than I expect. |
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You'd do well as a flamethrower in a political campaign. I'm guessing red-meat Republican, based on the fact that your spouse makes "mid-six figures" and sends you to the A&P. Catharsis comes more easily online, don't it?
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When your F30 arrives we go. You turn on ASS, I keep it off, dead stop, 30 seconds of waiting, stomp on the gas, see who gets across the intersection first and in one piece. BJ
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You mention drivers with manual transmissions and their stalling. Anyone driving a manual is an enthusiast of sorts, not your typical Mrs. Camry out to get her hair done. It's her I'm worried about because she's the one who I'm going to t-bone unnecessarily. BJ
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Enthusiasts who should be anti-ASS are in here defending it even though it hurts performance, especially the oh-so-important 0-60 launches. Tree Huggers who are pro-ASS are driving $50,000 polluting German luxury cars instead of a Prius or a bicycle. Non-F30 owners are in here arguing because they drive old cars and don't like the new kid on the block. All of this because of a button. LOL. BJ
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I treated my ASS very nicely, gave it every chance to make me happy. But in the end, ASS was ass, had my first stall in 25 years and at a drivethru window no less, causing me embarrassment at what should be my moment of glory. BJ
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If your car stalls on start up, you have other problems. Your ASS system is not work properly, you might want to fix the problem instead of disabling it..
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The slow startup with ASS engaged is only present in cars with the Status Package. This was intentionally designed into the car so that the Camry driver in the car behind you at a traffic light or stop sighn would have a sufficient time to be in awe of the Roundel on the car ahead of him and be jealous of the obviouly fabulously wealthy person driving it.
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The first and only stall I had didn't occur until after about 2500 miles and at least 50-60 successful stop/start cycles. It's not like it stalls every time or on-demand. |
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I can't win. BJ
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