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F10 / F11 (2011 - Current)
The new chapter in the highly successful story of the BMW 5 Series Sedan (F10) and wagon (F11) |
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09-08-2012, 09:45 AM
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So, F10 drivers, what is your gross income?
Just kidding...
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09-08-2012, 09:59 AM
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09-08-2012, 10:00 AM
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I'm homeless.
I used to be a billionaire and had a collection of over 700 exotics. However, I owned an Investment Bank, and some rogue trader went crazy and bankrupted my Firm and I ended up on the streets. Fortunately I have a super hot secretary who I repurposed as a call girl, and I was able to pimp her out for $30, then went to the local casino on the Indian Reservation, and while gambling the $30, I won $500. I then went to a gun shop and traded the $500 for a gun. Then I happened to be walking down the street, when some former trader from my bankrupt bank is driving by in a brand new 550i. I couldn't let that stand, so I pulled the gun, stopped the car. Pulled the bastard out, killed him, and took the car. Then I heard some other bastard is getting an M5 next week, so I'm planning to jack him too. Gross Income = I eat what I kill.
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09-08-2012, 10:33 AM
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My income is pretty gross all right....
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2011 535i Sophisto Grau / Oyster - Black Nappa, Anthracite Wood ZAV, ZCV, ZCW, ZDA, ZDH, ZPP, ZP2, ZSP Mods - M5 Grilles, BMWPedals Black Anodized Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the cars are German, the lovers are Italian and it is all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the cars are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it is all organised by the Italians
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09-08-2012, 10:48 AM
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09-08-2012, 10:55 AM
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Do you want me to include my South African Krugerrands? :
If the IRS doesnt know, why should you? 
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09-08-2012, 10:57 AM
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Not too get political or anything, but gross income means nothing these days.
After your medical deductions, dependent care, FSA's, you are left with adjusted gross from which 8% goes to pay current retirees on SS, 30% or more to uncle Sam and the remaining to BMWFS
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09-08-2012, 10:57 AM
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2011 535i Sophisto Grau / Oyster - Black Nappa, Anthracite Wood ZAV, ZCV, ZCW, ZDA, ZDH, ZPP, ZP2, ZSP Mods - M5 Grilles, BMWPedals Black Anodized Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the cars are German, the lovers are Italian and it is all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the cars are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it is all organised by the Italians
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09-08-2012, 11:01 AM
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I take home roughly $60K/yr..avg $4500-$6500/mo.
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09-08-2012, 11:02 AM
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Is this one of this one of those I'll tell you if you tell me kinda things... lol
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09-08-2012, 11:29 AM
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09-08-2012, 11:31 AM
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Easy answer - not enough :P
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09-08-2012, 12:01 PM
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09-08-2012, 12:04 PM
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 Once I start manufacturing parts for the F10...then the car would be considered an investment Maybe Im too young to grasp the concept but I dont see where the shame or whatever it is in admitting income? Seems to be a pretty common thing when I go out for business or when I come across similar threads on different boards... Last edited by lll F10 lll; 09-08-2012 at 12:05 PM.
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09-08-2012, 12:46 PM
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I forgot, is "gross income" before or after my wife gets a hold of the checkbook? If it's after, I make about $37 a week.
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09-08-2012, 02:26 PM
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 She's definitely the breadwinner in my household and I'm the only one working
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09-08-2012, 03:10 PM
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09-08-2012, 03:37 PM
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I lives on da welfare....
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09-08-2012, 04:16 PM
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If Obama is voted out of office I guess I have to get a job and not live off entitlements such as 144 weeks of unemployment, did I just make a political statement
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09-08-2012, 04:24 PM
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 .It just amazes me the persuasive power she has over me. My friends call me "whipped" and tease me at times but I know their not getting anything near what I'm getting in the bedroom. 
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09-08-2012, 04:25 PM
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So....how old are you guys? Or is that some unanswerable question as well lol
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09-08-2012, 04:26 PM
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09-08-2012, 07:05 PM
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09-08-2012, 08:43 PM
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I make 60k in 1990. I WASN'T driving a $75k car then either. Doesn't add up...
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09-09-2012, 05:44 AM
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