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Old 09-25-2012, 11:03 AM
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Old 09-25-2012, 11:11 AM
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Old 09-25-2012, 02:29 PM
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:what: I haven't seen Underoos since I was a little girl running around in Cat Woman 'roos. They are still around??

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:what: I haven't seen Underoos since I was a little girl running around in Cat Woman 'roos. They are still around??

I wonder if they make them in my size.
Tell us your size and we'll check.

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the next shopper would hhave to have:

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The giant candy cane should be a gimme like the vowels on Wheel of Fortune. Or something like that. :/
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WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK AT WALMART


I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this
proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I
was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said:
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you
know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK AT WALMART


I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this
proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I
was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said:
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you
know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."





i'm sorry....was that rude of me???




maybe he was making up his own walmart game???

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