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Old 01-17-2013, 09:14 PM
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Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

Is there life after death?
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:04 AM
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Dear Abby,

Is there life after death?
Of course. Just have your kids assume your name in your writing.
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:52 AM
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LOL...50% to 75% of the people here have no clue who you're talking about.
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:07 AM
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My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call
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My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
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Unhappy, Unhappy...

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You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
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Noise-maker, Noise-maker

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Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:50 AM
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LOL...50% to 75% of the people here have no clue who you're talking about.
Just further proof that the majority is uninformed on most subjects.

I could never tell Dear Abby from Ask Ann Landers. They might as well have been twins.
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Old 01-19-2013, 09:02 AM
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Just further proof that the majority is uninformed on most subjects.

I could never tell Dear Abby from Ask Ann Landers. They might as well have been twins.
They were twins.
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A few months after Eppie Lederer took over as Ann Landers, her twin sister Pauline Phillips introduced a similar column, Dear Abby, which produced a lengthy estrangement between the two sisters.[21] Pauline Phillips wrote her column until her retirement in 2002 when her daughter, Jeanne Phillips, took over.
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Old 01-19-2013, 09:13 AM
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Seriously? You fell for that?
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Just further proof that the majority is uninformed on most subjects.

I could never tell Dear Abby from Ask Ann Landers. They might as well have been twins.


Yeah, I got it first take.
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You guys really read those in the newspapers?
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Old 01-19-2013, 01:33 PM
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LOL...50% to 75% of the people here have no clue who you're talking about.
The 25% to 50% who get it make it much more fun than a 100% if an explanation should follow.
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Old 01-19-2013, 02:03 PM
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Definitely not. Some fetishes are so wierd that they are best left undivulged.
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