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Old 02-15-2013, 10:49 PM
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:55 PM
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The sex life of the sea slug is complicated even before detachable organs come into play.
I reckon. First thought that crossed my mind upon seeing the thread title was the horrible old joke:

What did the leper say to the hooker?

Keep the tip.
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:59 PM
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I reckon. First thought that crossed my mind upon seeing the thread title was the horrible old joke:

What did the leper say to the hooker?

Keep the tip.
Lol. I thought that joke was about the a mohel who kept the tips (after circumcision)...
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Lol. I thought that joke was about the a mohel who kept the tips (after circumcision)...
HAH! Good one.
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Lol. I thought that joke was about the a mohel who kept the tips (after circumcision)...
Ha! That is funnier. I've never heard that one. ... and I have been to so many!
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