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Old 09-14-2007, 01:02 AM
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It's obvious that it was her brother that did it.



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Old 09-14-2007, 03:09 AM
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Well, I guess I'm just an icky foreigner






I actually have more sitting in wardrobes and gym bags.
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Old 09-14-2007, 05:12 AM
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I actually have more sitting in wardrobes and gym bags.
Now that's a collection!!
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Old 09-14-2007, 05:14 AM
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It's obvious that it was her brother that did it.



<3 you just the way you are bud.
If anything, she would have "made me straight!" 5'7", 120 lbs, Size 3, DD's, Blonde, Blue, perfect smile, hot ass, hot bod (we worked out together almost every night). She was a bitch, I'll give her that. She re-married, to an under-taker
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Old 09-14-2007, 05:20 AM
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If anything, she would have "made me straight!" 5'7", 120 lbs, Size 3, DD's, Blonde, Blue, perfect smile, hot ass, hot bod (we worked out together almost every night). She was a bitch, I'll give her that. She re-married, to an under-taker
You should have worked out more and gotten on a roid cycle

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Old 09-14-2007, 12:11 PM
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OMG! I Frogged!!! AUUUGGGHHHHHH!

Check out what that does for my post count Bay bee. MMMMMMMM Sexy.
so what happened to your post count?

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Old 09-14-2007, 09:40 PM
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It's Acqua Mr. civilized.
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Old 09-15-2007, 09:08 AM
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Old 09-15-2007, 10:04 AM
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Old 09-15-2007, 12:45 PM
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Well, I guess I'm just an icky foreigner

I actually have more sitting in wardrobes and gym bags.
Good to see,

Truthfully speaking, while in Europe I doubted many showered more than once a week. Hopefully the Colognes & purfumes are not the answer to zero hygiene.
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Old 09-15-2007, 05:46 PM
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Old 09-15-2007, 08:31 PM
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Old 09-16-2007, 04:29 AM
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Old 09-16-2007, 08:24 AM
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Good to see,

Truthfully speaking, while in Europe I doubted many showered more than once a week. Hopefully the Colognes & purfumes are not the answer to zero hygiene.
Where in Europe exactly?

Generally speaking most people shower at least twice a day over here. In southern Europe the figure is probably even higher.*





*The above does not include France.
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Old 09-16-2007, 08:49 AM
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Where in Europe exactly?

Generally speaking most people shower at least twice a day over here. In southern Europe the figure is probably even higher.*





*The above does not include France.


AHaha, I love the BO smells the fill the Paris subway cars .. hmm.. yummy!
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Old 09-16-2007, 08:52 AM
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Old 09-16-2007, 08:57 AM
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Old 09-16-2007, 09:17 AM
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Where in Europe exactly?

Generally speaking most people shower at least twice a day over here. In southern Europe the figure is probably even higher.*





*The above does not include France.

Honestly speaking

The French had horrible B.O. and reeked of smoke.

Italians had stinky feet ! We were on the Euorail train and in Italy they packed us in like Sardines. I had to plug my nose as much as possible.

I mis-spoke on England & I apologize.

* Theere seems to be a shortage of orthodontists though.

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Old 09-16-2007, 07:33 PM
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