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Old 12-27-2012, 01:15 AM
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you only need 3.5 inches to please a woman it doesn't matter if its visa, master card, or discover.
This made my night.

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Old 12-28-2012, 11:36 AM
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I believe this will bring all the ladies to my yard. Definitely an identity crisis
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That's really cute,,, it definitely will turn heads!!!!!
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Old 12-28-2012, 11:50 AM
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E30 M3 would be a good place to start.
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Old 12-28-2012, 02:55 PM
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If one is just looking for "tail" buy a Civic and spend the savings at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

Any girl you get because you drive a BMW will probably be just about as "used" as a Bunny Ranch girl. They would probably be cheaper in the long run anyway and you don't have to worry about keyed paint when you move on.

If you're looking for a serious relationship you shouldn't let them know you drive a BMW until you get to know them.

You don't want to end up being an episode of "Power, Privilege, and Justice".
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Old 01-02-2013, 09:12 PM
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But the interesting fact is this.

Lets not use girls for example.

I drove up to the theater in a beatup old HOnda Accord. I felt embarrased and I felt everyone was staring at me

I drive up in my beamer, I felt good and I felt everyone was staring at me.

The cars do give you some respect.

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Old 01-03-2013, 07:09 AM
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:07 PM
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Even if you driving a Corvette, thats not going to get you a girl if you are ugly.

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Old 02-13-2013, 10:25 AM
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Old 02-13-2013, 11:58 AM
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:43 AM
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^^^^Thats probably from a guy:/ But you got his banana...
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:43 AM
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^^^^Thats probably from a guy:/ But you got his banana...
I told her she should've given me her melons.
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:57 PM
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All Jokes aside I find that my 6 series attract the most women... I even had a stalker track me down via my personalized plate, google me and then hit me on twitter after she saw the car on the highway. I get looks in all of my cars but the 6 is like Brad Pitt fresh of the set of 'Fight Club'.
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Old 02-20-2013, 01:28 PM
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My car was only $7300 and the cougars at the bar who don't know, want me because of what I would assume is "financial security."
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:33 PM
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Old 03-10-2013, 06:49 AM
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What's the rest of that number?
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Old 03-10-2013, 07:42 PM
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E30 M3 would be a good place to start.
I hope you're joking.

On college campus and around my work as well as movie theaters and local Starbucks' and other cafes/restaurants, all the residents are rich kids. Seeing a GTR is almost a daily thing and a Lamborghini/Aston Martin/Ferrari is not super rare. If I were to cruise around the area right now, at the very least, an E9x M3 or F10 M5 would pop out.

However, my lighting mods force the overall E46 to be noticed
Umnitza AEs, Osram CBIs (quad projectors someday soon, hopefully), 6000K HID projector fogs, LED interior, etc.

An expensive car is not the same as a modified car, and people notice that.
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:12 PM
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E30 M3 would be a good place to start.
I think hes trying to attract <25... The E30 is probably only good for picking up women at a homeless shelter or senior citizen home..
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:53 PM
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I think hes trying to attract <25... The E30 is probably only good for picking up women at a homeless shelter or senior citizen home..
Don't knock it. May be better than what he's getting now. If he has a secure pension and is willing to wait a while he'll have a wonderful selection of eager candidates.
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