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Old 10-04-2004, 09:55 AM
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wtf am i doing here?

can't believe you bastids for draggin me here! shiet.. before i know it, i'm gonna start posting kill stories soon!!!!

just look at my engrish now.. its already taking effect!!!!

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Old 10-04-2004, 10:04 AM
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can't believe you bastids for draggin me here! shiet.. before i know it, i'm gonna start posting kill stories soon!!!!

just look at my engrish now.. its already taking effect!!!!

werd up dawgs
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:18 AM
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can't believe you bastids for draggin me here! shiet.. before i know it, i'm gonna start posting kill stories soon!!!!

just look at my engrish now.. its already taking effect!!!!

werd up dawgs
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Old 10-04-2004, 12:40 PM
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Cool Welcome back to California and BF!!

Yeah, I wanna hear some KILL stories!!

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can't believe you bastids for draggin me here! shiet.. before i know it, i'm gonna start posting kill stories soon!!!!

just look at my engrish now.. its already taking effect!!!!

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Old 10-04-2004, 12:56 PM
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Yeah, I wanna hear some KILL stories!!

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Old 10-04-2004, 01:19 PM
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Hayaku:

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can't believe you bastids for draggin me here! shiet.. before i know it, i'm gonna start posting kill stories soon!!!!

just look at my engrish now.. its already taking effect!!!!

werd up dawgs
Hey Adam, glad you wandered over here.
What are kill stories?

Your Engrish has always seemed Excerrent to me,

What we need is some NoDoz.
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Old 10-04-2004, 01:47 PM
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Arrow "KILL" stories.....

When people post that "I raced" someone else and bragging about it while in fact they are endangering everyone else's life on the public roads. Then Hayaku will say, "Take it to the track, morons!"




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Hey Adam, glad you wandered over here.
What are kill stories?

Your Engrish has always seemed Excerrent to me,

What we need is some NoDoz.
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Old 10-04-2004, 01:47 PM
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can't believe you bastids for draggin me here! shiet.. before i know it, i'm gonna start posting kill stories soon!!!!

just look at my engrish now.. its already taking effect!!!!

werd up dawgs
One time, at band camp, I killed this guy. He was always bugging me help him tune his "flute". I told him I didn't like him like that but he kept on bothering me. I just couldn't stand it anymore so I choked him out with the waistband of my thong underwear and then buried his body in the woods.

Oh, not that kind of kill story. Sorry.

Adam: Are you going to go to the Russell track event on the 11th?
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Old 10-04-2004, 01:53 PM
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One time, at band camp, I killed this guy. He was always bugging me help him tune his "flute". I told him I didn't like him like that but he kept on bothering me. I just couldn't stand it anymore so I choked him out with the waistband of my thong underwear and then buried his body in the woods.

Oh, not that kind of kill story. Sorry.

Adam: Are you going to go to the Russell track event on the 11th?
I guess you're one of those guys who has "the look".

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One time, at band camp, I killed this guy. He was always bugging me help him tune his "flute". I told him I didn't like him like that but he kept on bothering me. I just couldn't stand it anymore so I choked him out with the waistband of my thong underwear and then buried his body in the woods.

Oh, not that kind of kill story. Sorry.

Adam: Are you going to go to the Russell track event on the 11th?
Admins - please move this post over to the new gay OT subforum
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Old 10-04-2004, 05:27 PM
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When people post that "I raced" someone else and bragging about it while in fact they are endangering everyone else's life on the public roads. Then Hayaku will say, "Take it to the track, morons!"
Ya gotta lighten up and take most of what I write as being facetious, !!!

I do know what "kill stories" are.

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Old 10-04-2004, 05:34 PM
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Old 10-04-2004, 05:39 PM
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You GOT me this time MD!

But you know Hayaku would say "TAKE IT TO THE TRACK!"

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I do know what "kill stories" are.

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ooh ooh.. I got a kill story... I shot some pigeons with my paint ball gun.. they just took pigeons off the bird act so it's legal to shoot them now!! muwahahhahaha
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Old 10-05-2004, 11:31 AM
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ooh ooh.. I got a kill story... I shot some pigeons with my paint ball gun.. they just took pigeons off the bird act so it's legal to shoot them now!! muwahahhahaha

i was nearly killed by crows when i was a kid growing up in new orleans...

dad got us some bb guns.. so there was this flood canal near the house with telephone lines nearby.. lots of crows over us. we were shooting minows in the canal and the crows were mocking us... little do they know that i know crow curse words too... so i can't take it no more and i shot one of them.. he falls hard on the ground and i find he is still alive... hit him in the wing. he is screaming like a mad magpie on the floor flapping around in circles.

we got some grass, made a short one and "picked straws" to see who would go over and put the darn thing out of its misery... guess who got the short straw? yep.. yours truly.

when i go over, the entire flock up top swarms down on me trying to protect their fallen member, all cursing like crazy too! foul mouth birds they were!

anyways, i barely made it out alive.. still traumatized to this day.

moral of the story, stay away from foul mouth birds... be good kids.
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Old 10-05-2004, 11:56 AM
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Bird attack!!

Good thing the birds were only cursing instead of turding!!


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i was nearly killed by crows when i was a kid growing up in new orleans...

dad got us some bb guns.. so there was this flood canal near the house with telephone lines nearby.. lots of crows over us. we were shooting minows in the canal and the crows were mocking us... little do they know that i know crow curse words too... so i can't take it no more and i shot one of them.. he falls hard on the ground and i find he is still alive... hit him in the wing. he is screaming like a mad magpie on the floor flapping around in circles.

we got some grass, made a short one and "picked straws" to see who would go over and put the darn thing out of its misery... guess who got the short straw? yep.. yours truly.

when i go over, the entire flock up top swarms down on me trying to protect their fallen member, all cursing like crazy too! foul mouth birds they were!

anyways, i barely made it out alive.. still traumatized to this day.

moral of the story, stay away from foul mouth birds... be good kids.
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