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So, F10 drivers, what is your gross income?

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#1 ·
Just kidding... :D
 
#3 · (Edited)
I'm homeless.

I used to be a billionaire and had a collection of over 700 exotics. However, I owned an Investment Bank, and some rogue trader went crazy and bankrupted my Firm and I ended up on the streets.

Fortunately I have a super hot secretary who I repurposed as a call girl, and I was able to pimp her out for $30, then went to the local casino on the Indian Reservation, and while gambling the $30, I won $500.

I then went to a gun shop and traded the $500 for a gun. Then I happened to be walking down the street, when some former trader from my bankrupt bank is driving by in a brand new 550i. I couldn't let that stand, so I pulled the gun, stopped the car. Pulled the bastard out, killed him, and took the car.

Then I heard some other bastard is getting an M5 next week, so I'm planning to jack him too.

Gross Income = I eat what I kill.
 
#4 ·
My income is pretty gross all right....
 
#8 ·
No, but you should definitely include all those checks you got from Nigeria.....

:rofl:
 
#7 ·
Not too get political or anything, but gross income means nothing these days.
After your medical deductions, dependent care, FSA's, you are left with adjusted gross from which 8% goes to pay current retirees on SS, 30% or more to uncle Sam and the remaining to BMWFS :)
 
#11 ·
So the car is a year's worth of work?
 
#15 ·
I forgot, is "gross income" before or after my wife gets a hold of the checkbook? If it's after, I make about $37 a week.
 
#16 ·
No kidding...I try to put my wife in her place at times and then she throws on those pumps and skimpy clothes and its no contest....I lose that battle every time :(
She's definitely the breadwinner in my household and I'm the only one working:dunno:
 
#25 ·
Good for you! The dude (F10) offered up his income - I don't see any reason why he/she is lying. Maybe his wife is his "sugar mommy" :D
 
#26 ·
It really depends on how much traffic passes by my corner.
 
#33 ·
I wish I could afford an F10. My $80k E70 and my wife's $63k E89 are hindering my dreams! Great advice on here. Perhaps pimping her out, shooting the John's and selling their cars, playing the numbers and letting it ride while I secure my overseas income from uncle Sam might work for me as well. I was totally going about this all wrong. Thanks everyone!!
 
#50 ·
Somehow I think the answers will also be completely false no matter the anonymity.
 
#54 ·
+1. Preach Brother!!
 
#57 ·
I'm on nights now; it's rough.
 
#66 ·
I could never afford the monthly payments on an F-10.

That is why I was forced to pay for it outright. :p
 
#69 ·
So we are supposed to take financial advise from Stealth.Pilot? No offense, but this is a guy who buys a 550 with evey option available, and then decides to sell a year later to buy the M5. Talk about financial suicide. He is going to take a bath on the resale of the 550. Why not just lease the 550 and then buy the M5? Good luck getting your money back for that all leather dash.
 
#71 ·
I would not recommend taking financial advice from a BMW forum. The notion that you even mention such a thing is ridiculous.

However I am not certified to give financial advice so you can ignore my comments at your leisure.
 
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