I used to be a billionaire and had a collection of over 700 exotics. However, I owned an Investment Bank, and some rogue trader went crazy and bankrupted my Firm and I ended up on the streets.
Fortunately I have a super hot secretary who I repurposed as a call girl, and I was able to pimp her out for $30, then went to the local casino on the Indian Reservation, and while gambling the $30, I won $500.
I then went to a gun shop and traded the $500 for a gun. Then I happened to be walking down the street, when some former trader from my bankrupt bank is driving by in a brand new 550i. I couldn't let that stand, so I pulled the gun, stopped the car. Pulled the bastard out, killed him, and took the car.
Then I heard some other bastard is getting an M5 next week, so I'm planning to jack him too.
Not too get political or anything, but gross income means nothing these days.
After your medical deductions, dependent care, FSA's, you are left with adjusted gross from which 8% goes to pay current retirees on SS, 30% or more to uncle Sam and the remaining to BMWFS
No kidding...I try to put my wife in her place at times and then she throws on those pumps and skimpy clothes and its no contest....I lose that battle every time
She's definitely the breadwinner in my household and I'm the only one working:dunno:
If Obama is voted out of office I guess I have to get a job and not live off entitlements such as 144 weeks of unemployment, did I just make a political statement:yikes:
I wish I could afford an F10. My $80k E70 and my wife's $63k E89 are hindering my dreams! Great advice on here. Perhaps pimping her out, shooting the John's and selling their cars, playing the numbers and letting it ride while I secure my overseas income from uncle Sam might work for me as well. I was totally going about this all wrong. Thanks everyone!!
So we are supposed to take financial advise from Stealth.Pilot? No offense, but this is a guy who buys a 550 with evey option available, and then decides to sell a year later to buy the M5. Talk about financial suicide. He is going to take a bath on the resale of the 550. Why not just lease the 550 and then buy the M5? Good luck getting your money back for that all leather dash.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: So many ways to dissect those statements and all of them hilarious! Of course, I start from the premise that we're all insane for driving cars like these for mostly basic transportation.
i think 528i owners can be excluded from that insane category
best looks, best tires, best fuel efficiency, best seats, luxurious and quiet interiors, other optional features.. in short - best value for money.
what does it lack? no more than 260 lb-ft of torque. but in 40mph locals and 80mph highways, thats more than enough. :thumbup:
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