It's Time

So, I've been having trouble finding a lady. Its been rough, being out of school for a while. So if anyone out there is listening. Here goes.

Male
Age: 20
Location: Austin/Ft. Lauderdale
Fav. Food: Sushi





AND



if it helps




Car: BMW !!!

Originally Posted by afshawnt

So, I've been having trouble finding a lady. Its been rough, being out of school for a while. So if anyone out there is listening. Here goes.

Male
Age: 20
Location: Austin/Ft. Lauderdale
Fav. Food: Sushi





AND



if it helps




Car: BMW !!!

um... You should probably know that bimmerfest tends to be a bit of a sausage festival, so looking for ladies here may not be the most efficient use of your time (philly, melissa, mach, my apologies). perhaps on fanatics, though......

Wrong forum. The ladies here are in love with their cars, not guys.

Finding a woman in ATX shouldn't be terribly difficult. We normally store them on 6th street and let them out on the weekends.

You should head on down to the Rainbow Cattle Company on 5th to cruise for the ladies. I hear Thursday night (ladies night) is especially good.

It's better to go in without any expectations, so don't read any reviews or anything. Especially not this one.

"Lesbian two-steppers?" That sounds like it could be interesting...

Originally Posted by obmd1

um... You should probably know that bimmerfest tends to be a bit of a sausage festival, so looking for ladies here may not be the most efficient use of your time (philly, melissa, mach, my apologies). perhaps on fanatics, though......

Hey! I'm a lady, too, you know!

Originally Posted by hockeynut

"Lesbian two-steppers?" That sounds like it could be interesting...

Isn't a "two-stepper" a poisonous snake that is so poisonous that you take two steps after being bitten, then fall over dead?

Just got back from lunch. Additional Notes:

1) I like baby blue.

2) That "Jennifer Love Hewitt" Type is what I like.


I'm not asking too much am I?

Originally Posted by afshawnt

Just got back from lunch. Additional Notes:

1) I like baby blue.

2) That "Jennifer Love Hewitt" Type is what I like.


I'm not asking too much am I?

You had your chance...she was but a chair away

Originally Posted by Claresecl

Hey! I'm a lady, too, you know!

ah, crap... I knew I was leaving someone out....

many apologies..

ob

Sushi bars are tend to be some of the best places to pick up women. I'd say, start there.

Originally Posted by LA525iT

Sushi bars are tend to be some of the best places to pick up women. I'd say, start there.

There is a joke in there somewhere about fish smells...

Ask Moderato for a list all the places he won't let his wife go and I'm sure you'll have some luck at those establishments.

Originally Posted by Dave 330i

Wrong forum. The ladies here are in love with their cars, not guys.

Not true!
cars + guys

Originally Posted by Claresecl

Hey! I'm a lady, too, you know!

You're married, you don't count anymore.

Originally Posted by Jever

You're married, you don't count anymore.

Yep, Clare-sicle...it's time we face the muzak...we are all washed up.

Originally Posted by hockeynut

There is a joke in there somewhere about fish smells...

I try not to bring my work home with me

Originally Posted by obmd1

um... You should probably know that bimmerfest tends to be a bit of a sausage festival

DAMN! You are all dudes?

Originally Posted by closer2pin

DAMN! You are all dudes?

Sorry, but there's just a handful of us with girly parts.

Originally Posted by Melissa

Sorry, but there's just a handful of us with girly parts.

I thought Jever was the only exception...

Originally Posted by Melissa

Sorry, but there's just a handful of us with girly parts.

I think I speak for all of us ('cept for Bruce)

Originally Posted by closer2pin

I thought Jever was the only exception...

I would not know.... you, however...

Originally Posted by afshawnt

So, I've been having trouble finding a lady. Its been rough, being out of school for a while. So if anyone out there is listening. Here goes.

Male
Age: 20
Location: Austin/Ft. Lauderdale
Fav. Food: Sushi





AND



if it helps




Car: BMW !!!

Now that you are going to be at UT you need to hang out around the Home Ec Department (the now PC name is Human Ecology, WTF?) (Mary E. Gearing Hall). Nothing but girls there, well the few guys there are really not after the girls. :gay: All the girls there are majoring in Fashion Design and Home Ec and are much nicer than the ones attending the College of Engineering.