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Old 07-29-2005, 08:10 AM
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So, I've been having trouble finding a lady. Its been rough, being out of school for a while. So if anyone out there is listening. Here goes.

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Old 07-29-2005, 08:14 AM
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So, I've been having trouble finding a lady. Its been rough, being out of school for a while. So if anyone out there is listening. Here goes.

Male
Age: 20
Location: Austin/Ft. Lauderdale
Fav. Food: Sushi





AND



if it helps




Car: BMW !!!
um... You should probably know that bimmerfest tends to be a bit of a sausage festival, so looking for ladies here may not be the most efficient use of your time (philly, melissa, mach, my apologies). perhaps on fanatics, though......
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Old 07-29-2005, 08:17 AM
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Wrong forum. The ladies here are in love with their cars, not guys.
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Old 07-29-2005, 08:41 AM
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Finding a woman in ATX shouldn't be terribly difficult. We normally store them on 6th street and let them out on the weekends.
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Old 07-29-2005, 08:51 AM
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You should head on down to the Rainbow Cattle Company on 5th to cruise for the ladies. I hear Thursday night (ladies night) is especially good.

It's better to go in without any expectations, so don't read any reviews or anything. Especially not this one.
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Old 07-29-2005, 08:58 AM
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"Lesbian two-steppers?" That sounds like it could be interesting...
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Old 07-29-2005, 09:01 AM
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Old 07-29-2005, 09:02 AM
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um... You should probably know that bimmerfest tends to be a bit of a sausage festival, so looking for ladies here may not be the most efficient use of your time (philly, melissa, mach, my apologies). perhaps on fanatics, though......
Hey! I'm a lady, too, you know!
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Old 07-29-2005, 09:03 AM
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"Lesbian two-steppers?" That sounds like it could be interesting...
Isn't a "two-stepper" a poisonous snake that is so poisonous that you take two steps after being bitten, then fall over dead?
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Old 07-29-2005, 11:18 AM
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Just got back from lunch. Additional Notes:

1) I like baby blue.

2) That "Jennifer Love Hewitt" Type is what I like.


I'm not asking too much am I?
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Just got back from lunch. Additional Notes:

1) I like baby blue.

2) That "Jennifer Love Hewitt" Type is what I like.


I'm not asking too much am I?
You had your chance...she was but a chair away
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Hey! I'm a lady, too, you know!

ah, crap... I knew I was leaving someone out....

many apologies..

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Old 07-29-2005, 12:55 PM
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Sushi bars are tend to be some of the best places to pick up women. I'd say, start there.
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:16 PM
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Sushi bars are tend to be some of the best places to pick up women. I'd say, start there.
There is a joke in there somewhere about fish smells...
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Old 07-29-2005, 02:58 PM
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Ask Moderato for a list all the places he won't let his wife go and I'm sure you'll have some luck at those establishments.
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Wrong forum. The ladies here are in love with their cars, not guys.
Not true!
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Old 07-29-2005, 03:27 PM
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Hey! I'm a lady, too, you know!
You're married, you don't count anymore.
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Old 07-29-2005, 03:41 PM
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Yep, Clare-sicle...it's time we face the muzak...we are all washed up.
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um... You should probably know that bimmerfest tends to be a bit of a sausage festival
DAMN! You are all dudes?
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Old 07-29-2005, 03:46 PM
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Sorry, but there's just a handful of us with girly parts.
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Old 07-29-2005, 03:48 PM
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I thought Jever was the only exception...
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I think I speak for all of us ('cept for Bruce)
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Old 07-29-2005, 03:52 PM
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So, I've been having trouble finding a lady. Its been rough, being out of school for a while. So if anyone out there is listening. Here goes.

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Now that you are going to be at UT you need to hang out around the Home Ec Department (the now PC name is Human Ecology, WTF?) (Mary E. Gearing Hall). Nothing but girls there, well the few guys there are really not after the girls. :gay: All the girls there are majoring in Fashion Design and Home Ec and are much nicer than the ones attending the College of Engineering.
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