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Old 08-23-2005, 09:43 AM
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Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle. Sometimes not..

What do YOU see when you see a rather large cumcumber in the produce section of the grocery store, Jon?
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What do YOU see when you see a rather large cumcumber in the produce section of the grocery store, Jon?
I don't even look at them. I have an aversion to those things...
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I don't even look at them. I have an aversion to those things...

he's too busy looking at the watermelons and peaches
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....And the sweet cherry pie!
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Interesting...I always feel comfortable among my peers.
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Some people say that cucumber tastes better than pickle.
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Interesting...I always feel comfortable among my peers.
Are you saying that your peers are a bunch of vegetables?
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Are you saying that your peers are a bunch of vegetables?

the are typically associated with the veggies
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