This Is The Official Hijack Thread...

TD you ROCK I have no idea what you just posted... I don't have time to read it... but it looks cool...

Originally posted by johnlew
Why do you guys buy a four door over a coupe?

4 doors= Wife made him buy it
2 doors= Man made his OWN decision

Originally posted by atyclb


Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon

Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon

Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh
'Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
An' I'm about to put the hammer on down

Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck
Uh, you wanna back off them hogs
10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger
Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here

By the time we got into Tulsa-Town
We had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
An' them bears 'as wall to wall
Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear-in-the-air
I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck
We about to go a huntin' bear

Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all a our swindle sheets
An' left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-Town
Them bears was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears
An' choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreusse microbus

Hey Sod Buster, listen
You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin dynamite
He needs all the help he can git

Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4

Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20?
Omaha?!
Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
An' the bears off yer... tail
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone
Bye, Bye...

CW mccall .... wolk crick pass is better

ROTFLOL TD!

Originally posted by Sabrina
TD you ROCK I have no idea what you just posted... I don't have time to read it... but it looks cool...

Actually, that's the Unabomber's Manifesto.

Well here we are the Irish in America. The Irish have been comin' to America for years, going back to the great famine, when the Irish were on the run from starvation and the British government that couldn't careless. Right up to today, you know, there are more Irish immigrants here in America today than ever. Some illegal some legal. A lot of them are runnin' from high unemployment, from the troubles in Northern Ireland, from the hatred H blocks and torture. Others from wild acts of terrorism, like we had today in a town called Enniskillen, where 11 people lay dead, many more injured on a Sunday Bloody Sunday.

*The Edge starts the song and then half way in to the song...*

Well let me tell you something, I've had enough of Irish Americans who haven't been back to their country in 20 or 30 years, come up to me and talk about the Resistance, the Revolution back home. And the glory of the Revolution and the glory of dying for the Revolution. **** the Revolution! They don't talk about the glory of killing for the Revolution. What's the glory in taking a man from his bed and gunning him down in front of his wife and his children? Where's the glory in that? Where's the glory in bombing a rememberance day parade of old age pensioners, the medals taken out and polished up for the day. Where's the glory in that? To leave them dying, or crippled for life, or dead... under the rubble... of the Revolution... that the majority of the people in my country don't want.
No More! Sing No More! No More!

John,
Bless you! Eeewwww, all over the paper! You need a Kleenex?

Dred, did you go see one of the Montoya boys performances?

Originally posted by dredmo

Dred, this is the hijack thread. Not the
'If you could meet someone" thread.

Just in case

John, LOL!

Doug--I know which one of my parts will go to heaven LAST!

Originally posted by DougDogs
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Can I get ti trim with the PP?

007 your car is here.

took this on vacation - no kidding...

fockin' black

jellyfish

turtle

spam

gun control

premarital sex

Originally posted by Jetfire
fockin' black

jellyfish

turtle

spam

gun control

premarital sex

Yes

No

Yes

No

No

YES

The Lee family gathers to celebrate Al's 20th birthday

This thread is a floggin' *mess*

I know that I could make this world
So peaceful and calm
If I could only get my hands
On a hydrogen bomb

Go on
Poison all the water
Use up all the air
Blow your stupid heads off
See if I could care
Put me down but don't
Blame me for what you did
'Cause inside every one
Is a Heavy Metal Kid

HI !!!!

this land is my land
and only my land
i got a shotgun
and you don't got one
i'll blow your head off
if you don't get off
this land was made for only me


and changing keys...


glory, glory hallelujah
teacher hit me with a ruler
hit behind the door with a magnum .44
and she ain't my teacher no more


Would tighter gun control law have made this song obsolete? :flipoff: