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Old 10-18-2002, 07:27 PM
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old picture, but still find it fascinating

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Old 10-18-2002, 07:42 PM
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my old, old sig used to be a pic of the delivery guy with that quote
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Old 10-18-2002, 07:54 PM
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Re: old picture, but still find it fascinating

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What the hell is that?
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Old 10-18-2002, 07:58 PM
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What the hell is that?
Looks to me like a guy working with a bunch of assholes.
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Old 10-18-2002, 09:13 PM
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Looks to me like a guy working with a bunch of assholes.
Actually, a guy working for a bunch of assholes.
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You guys ROCK!!!! I have never seen so many ... shall we say "INTERESTING" pictures or subject matter in my life... HeheHe...
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Now where exactly do you find these pics john


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Actually, they're from my archive of email humor that I get. I could keep the joke a day well supplied if I had them at work.
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Old 10-20-2002, 05:18 PM
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You guys may have known this for awhile. I just figured it out.

atyclb = all that you can't leave behind.

You know, if you were not that secretive about your picture [correction: pictures] and all that, I would not even bother checking all those U2 websites

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Old 10-20-2002, 05:25 PM
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Where did you get this pic? What is it of? It looks like something very familiar (Piezo PVDF film after poling), just wondering .
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Old 10-20-2002, 05:38 PM
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You guys may have known this for awhile. I just figured it out.

atyclb = all that you can't leave behind.

You know, if you were not that secretive about your picture and all that, I would not even bother checking all those U2 websites
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Old 10-20-2002, 06:20 PM
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Huh??? what happened??


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senior quote:
"Walk on…What you got they can't deny it, can't sell it, or buy it. Walk on"-U2/ And on this journey, the only baggage that you can bring, is all that you can't leave behind.
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Old 10-04-2005, 08:12 PM
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:26 PM
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Hey Jill, I've been

The last post on this thread was on 10-20-2002, man oh man the changes that have gone on since then, things that I would have never in a million years thought would change

Speaking of Jack and Jill ... here is my favorite Jack and Jill joke:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little hanky panky.
Jack went aaahhhh and
Jill went uuuuhhh
And out came little Frankie
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:29 PM
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little hanky panky.
Jack went aaahhhh and
Jill went uuuuhhh
And out came little Frankie




That's yucky.





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Old 10-04-2005, 10:32 PM
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That's yucky.




try it, you might just like it
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Which part
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Speaking of Jack and Jill ... here is my favorite Jack and Jill joke:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little hanky panky.
Jack went aaahhhh and
Jill went uuuuhhh
And out came little Frankie
I like Andrew Dice Clay's version:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.

or this one:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fukcin' whore.
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